My wanna go home with you list

[parodyluvr75]

Keeps getting shorter and shorter.

If you're not on it, what a loser you must be.

 

[Adre]

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[Recidiva]

*begs*

I can cook.

 

[Mischka]

My house currently smells like fresh baked zucchini bread. Does that improve my chances?

 

[yossi]

I do tend to misplace things.

 

[patient1]

We have 4 cats. Enough said.

 

[butters]

*hides the sage and onion stuffing*

hey, birdie - how you doin'?

 

[Recidiva]

*hides the sage and onion stuffing*

hey, birdie - how you doin'?

Back off, Joey!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm afraid to ask.

This makes me sad.

*begs*

I can cook.

I'm there.

My house currently smells like fresh baked zucchini bread. Does that improve my chances?

Yes, you're now on the top of my list.

I do tend to misplace things.

Don't lose me.

We have 4 cats. Enough said.

Do they like birds?

*hides the sage and onion stuffing*

hey, birdie - how you doin'?

Hi Butters, I'm good.

Do I smell onions?

 

[AllyRose]

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can kill spiders.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Well hello there!

I can kill spiders.

What did they ever do to you?

 

[butters]

Back off, Joey!

Hi Butters, I'm good.

Do I smell onions?

onions? good heavens, no! that'll be my new perfume, Magic by Paul Daniels. you'll like it, but notshallot.

 

[parodyluvr75]

onions? good heavens, no! that'll be my new perfume, Magic by Paul Daniels. you'll like it, but notshallot.

I think you're wanting me in you oven.

 

[butters]

I think you're wanting me in you oven.

relax, i'd have to pluck you first

 

[Lord Pmann]

What did they ever do to you?

They bite. And I planned on feeding them to you. But nevermind. Fetch your own food.

 

[parodyluvr75]

relax, i'd have to pluck you first

That oregano soap you sent wasn't a beauty bar was it?

They bite. And I planned on feeding them to you. But nevermind. Fetch your own food.

Awww, that kind of romantic. Now I feel bad.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm there.

YES! I just went shopping and got the yummiest stuff, you will not be disappointed.

I can't vote in your poll, alas. Nothing good enough.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I can kill spiders.

MARRY ME?

 

[AllyRose]

MARRY ME?

Not only do *I* kill spiders, but I make sure that they wish that they'd never been born in the first place.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not only do *I* kill spiders, but I make sure that they wish that they'd never been born in the first place.

Pmann, I withdraw my request respectfully.

We can smash up kindles AND spiders when we're married.

 

[AllyRose]

Pmann, I withdraw my request respectfully.

We can smash up kindles AND spiders when we're married.

How about we smash up spiders with kindles?

 

[Fata Morgana]

How about we smash up spiders with kindles?

You'll have to do it though cos I'm too scared to approach the eight legged cunts. I shall be cheering you on with cake at a safe distance though.

 

[AllyRose]

You'll have to do it though cos I'm too scared to approach the eight legged cunts. I shall be cheering you on with cake at a safe distance though.

I'll make sure our castle is thoroughly cleansed.

 

[patient1]

Do they like birds?

One is too aloof to acknowledge other animals.
One is too tail twitchy to successfully stalk anything.
The other two are blood hungry and feral born.

But they all love turkey and chicken.