beerbq
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OK, well that explains it. You are what you eat. That's why you're so yummy.It's yummy stuff. But I don't drink it very often.
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OK, well that explains it. You are what you eat. That's why you're so yummy.It's yummy stuff. But I don't drink it very often.
OK, well that explains it. You are what you eat. That's why you're so yummy.
Right now that would make me popcorn.![]()
So when you "pop" that means you're having orgasms?![]()
I had a really good one earlier
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And you didn't invite me.Grrr. *dives face first into your lap*
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Oops, was I suppose t make up invitations?![]()
Oops, was I suppose t make up invitations?![]()
So you would need an invitation why???Of course! I thought I was your boy toy?![]()
:caning:
That kind of blows. I really don't get his deal, but whatever. It has no reflection on you, he's just a confused dick.Another big fat reminder why I do not want anymore friendships off Lit... Glad to know I was good enough to have as a friend while he was single..
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So you would need an invitation why???![]()
I know. Just irritates me.That kind of blows. I really don't get his deal, but whatever. It has no reflection on you, he's just a confused dick.
The following messages said that he did tell her about me and since she's jealous, he couldn't help it. That's ok. His loss.That... that is awful.
I can sort of see the reasoning behind it, as his gf
might snoop on his phone and assume he's cheating on her with you,
but maybe he could at least try and explain it before something like
that might happen.
I can be a bitch too, so I guess it works both ways. Difference is, my husband knows who I talk to.Ppl are Jackasses.
B-b-b-because it's fun?![]()
Another big fat reminder why I do not want anymore friendships off Lit... Glad to know I was good enough to have as a friend while he was single..
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Maybe now would be a really good time for one of those bubble gum sodas and vodka, or maybe just vodka. The people in your life that matter love you. Fuck the rest.
The other dressing room shot... Mid change. No panties. Tease tease... (the socks totally make this picture lol)
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Or...give me the soda and vodka! Damn! You are some kind of crazy hot! WTF were we talking about??The other dressing room shot... Mid change. No panties. Tease tease... (the socks totally make this picture lol)
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I talk to so many people on here that don't tell their spouses they are on Lit, and I totally respect that decision as I know that not everyone is as lucky as I am to have a spouse that isn't jealous or insecure. But I always thought the whole "we can't talk cause I have a gf" thing was really high school- ish..What a scum/douche bag. If a new someone can force you to shun friends you don't deserve quality friends.
Well sassy, apparently you intimidated the hell out of his gf. Guess she didn't measure up! Lol. Guess as a friend, he didn't measure up either.
lol that's awfully kind of youNow that's hot! Lemme bend down and pull up your socks for you hehe
Or...give me the soda and vodka! Damn! You are some kind of crazy hot! WTF were we talking about??
Well after that last picture I feel a little whipped! Damn, woman!..... May I take this opportunity to salute your husband?lol that's awfully kind of you
haha. I have orange whipped vodka and orange Cream soda too![]()