Sex toy testing!

[TheMalevolence]

Anybody ever considered that this job EXISTS? How come I've never seen a story about it?

 

[HeyAll]

I've actually just written one. It'll be posted next month.

It's a short story about a college girl who signs up to be a research test subject.

To me, what makes it erotic is that she's a biology major who wants to be involved with scientific discovery and so forth, since there's an advanced sex toy involved, and the researcher is highly regarded.

 

[emap]

The job is not what you think. An actual sex toy tester makes sure the thing will turn on, doesn't fall apart, and otherwise will work as the thing is intended to. This is done with his or her hands and a machine that tests how well it does things like bend. Which is so not sexy.

On the other hand, when a new design comes up they do a trial run to make sure it passes the above tests, then they hand it to men or women to see if it feels good. Plenty of things you can do with that. Especially considering that most of the time the testers work in the factory and take it home to try out. How they try it out could be an entire series really, I mean they hand it to at least twenty people, usually a lot more.

So the latest toy is a vibrator but it's a better version of a rabbit. Maybe instead it's for anal play and say she doesn't want to do anal, it is disgusting sounding, so does her husband instead. Yes I am evil, thanks for noticing.

 

[robertreams]

Here's my idea, anyone want to patent it? A vibrator (vaginal or anal or both) that can be activated by one's lover calling on it like a phone. BZZZZ "Honey it's me."
"I sure the fuck hope so."

 

[TheMalevolence]

But what if you lose your phone... Hilarity ensues.

 

[jezzilee]

Here's my idea, anyone want to patent it? A vibrator (vaginal or anal or both) that can be activated by one's lover calling on it like a phone. BZZZZ "Honey it's me."
"I sure the fuck hope so."

There's an app for that (and for a pocket pussy too) I have the vibrator. It's amazing especially when someone else is controlling it

 

[TheMalevolence]

There's an app for that (and for a pocket pussy too) I have the vibrator. It's amazing especially when someone else is controlling it

You might like to know that my sole goal in life is now to hack your SO's phone.

 

[njgirl0863]

Anybody ever considered that this job EXISTS? How come I've never seen a story about it?

How come i never see any job advertisements for this.....lol. (Mischievously grins).