learning to differentiate between lit & reality

[silverwhisper]

as i was reading this story courtesy of my FB feed, i couldn't help thinking, "jeez, if people read this as a lit story it would be top-rated in the incest category". the reality of course is that this is horrific and tragic...but you can practically hear the fapping, can't you?

that in turn got me thinking: i think we could use a thread for such stories.

ed

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It is unfortunate that Mom couldn't control herself or the party. But I guess being an alcoholic and a sex addict didn't help.

As for being a Lit story...only if everyone was 18 or over. Then Mom wouldn't have gotten in trouble and there would be no tragic outcome.

Even in real life, if everyone at the party had been of legal drinking age, which in most states is 21, nothing would have come of it. Maybe if they got a little rowdy a complaint for disturbing the peace might have been the outcome. But loosing your minor children? Not likely. Especially if they weren't present.

Besides...mom looks hot.

 

[dizzyegg]

My parties were, I think, a much more modest affair. A selection of chilled fanta bottles, some dubious pop music on the trusty hifi and an assortment of snacks. Such tasty treats as Doritos and maybe a stray wagon wheel. Curiously it didn't involve my mother flaunting her wears and suggesting a game of hide the sausage.

Still, there are indeed some creative stories on lit but as is clearly demonstrated sometime reality is stranger than fiction.

 

[Eilan]

Something like this?

 

[Emerson40]

Clearly, her sexual addiction workshop at the church was not the workshop that everyone else thought it was.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/11819b5ab5dfb8af7f9aba9218d52756/tumblr_mrwzm0s0ww1r2z8rro1_1280.jpg

 

[dizzyegg]

Something like this?

What a heart warming tale of true love, how...nice? That being said I don't think I'll be asking round my mother or indeed father for wine and a movie.

 

[Emerson40]

Something like this?

That's regular as clockwork here.



http://41.media.tumblr.com/566178a4fc2e445edce1cca39ce83063/tumblr_nmm4dpa4NY1rojjnzo1_500.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

There's a difference between Lit and reality?

 

[Hypoxia]

There's a difference between Lit and reality?

We all get enough reality every day already. We need a refuge, a safe haven from the real world. LIT is the pleasant bubble. Ahhhh...

 

[Que]

There's a difference between Lit and reality?

What is reality?

 

[IrisAlthea]

There's a difference between Lit and reality?

Yes, Lit exists outside of reality.
This is why you can sometimes hear the team music from The Twilight Zone whenn surfing Lit.

 

[robertreams]

I know i am going to catch hell for this, but, Leaving the issue of Alcohol aside, I did not see anywhere in the article that mom had actually had sex with any of the children. In that case all the kids were over 16 which I believe is or should be the age of consent so why shouldn't they have a sex party if they want one. They are people, too. I was a high school teacher and let me tell you. Junior high school girls are giving blow jobs regularly to avoid pregnancy and even high percent are having anal to avoid pregnancy or keep their vows to stay a virgin.

When is our society going to start realizing that kids are sexual beings, too. Repression leads to rebellion.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I know i am going to catch hell for this, but, Leaving the issue of Alcohol aside, I did not see anywhere in the article that mom had actually had sex with any of the children. In that case all the kids were over 16 which I believe is or should be the age of consent so why shouldn't they have a sex party if they want one. They are people, too. I was a high school teacher and let me tell you. Junior high school girls are giving blow jobs regularly to avoid pregnancy and even high percent are having anal to avoid pregnancy or keep their vows to stay a virgin.

When is our society going to start realizing that kids are sexual beings, too. Repression leads to rebellion.

As soon as 40-50 year olds quit lusting after 10-12 year olds.

 

[Hypoxia]

What is reality?

I ask and answer that in Prickly Pairs:

Ah, reality. Just what IS reality?

REALITY IS A CRUTCH -- The old hippie definition. Who needs reality when you have a good fantasy?

REALITY IS A CLUTCH -- A friend has an ancient panel truck with a flaky transmission; this message is emblazoned on his dashboard.

REALITY IS WHAT REMAINS AFTER YOU STOP BELIEVING IN IT -- That should be rather obvious. Does gravity go away if you disbelieve in gravity?

REALITY IS WHATEVER BITES YOUR ASS -- If it affects you, it is real. Otherwise, why worry about it?

I always go with the BITES YOUR ASS definition when planning [dangerous stuff]. Injury and death certainly bite one's ass.

So, reality is relative. Your relatives are probably real because they probably affect you somehow, same as your imaginary friends. A good fantasy is real if you live it. Biker gangs in Texas? Unreal, because they do nothing to or for me. Virgins in Virginia? Same thing. Jerry Springer's guests? Ditto. See, life is simple.