I just bought a puny French whore

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He smells of attar and cigarettes, keeps pointing at his crotche and yelling something about poste magnifique.
 
He smells of attar and cigarettes, keeps pointing at his crotche and yelling something about poste magnifique.

Of course he means that the French Postal system is far superior to US Mail.

It delivers cheese while it still smells.
 
One would think the longer the delivery time, the smellier the cheese, up to a point.

Some French cheese is made smelly, but perhaps not as 'puyant' as:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_Bishop_cheese

https://www.vinsullivan.net/productimages/display/SS-image-2011-09-09-4e6a6ad8dc51a.jpg

Actually, Stinking Bishop only comes eighth in the smelly cheese list:

http://www.hotelclub.com/blog/top-10-stinky-cheeses/

We sometimes buy local cheese from the Market in Calais, but we have to transport it in a sealed cool box or we have to fumigate/steam clean the inside of the car. It is against the law to carry some French cheeses on public transport.
 
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Some French cheese is made smelly, but perhaps not as 'puyant' as:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_Bishop_cheese

https://www.vinsullivan.net/productimages/display/SS-image-2011-09-09-4e6a6ad8dc51a.jpg

Actually, Stinking Bishop only comes eighth in the smelly cheese list:

http://www.hotelclub.com/blog/top-10-stinky-cheeses/

We sometimes buy local cheese from the Market in Calais, but we have to transport it in a sealed cool box or we have to fumigate/steam clean the inside of the car. It is against the law to carry some French cheeses on public transport.

Too funny. The one thing I do not hold against the French, and it is a very long list, is their reverence for cheese.
 
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