The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[lovetoread]

I'm guessing you could teach Christian Grey a thing or thirty.

Great, now I have a picture in my head of Iman in leathers with a whip.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Was here for the last waltz in 2007.
Barely made it through 2008.
In the early days, I did not venture into the archives.
Not polite to go digging into the past.
My eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when
a misplaced click let me see who was behind each alt.
I hit the escape button. I did not want to know.

I strolled down memory lane, while I looked in the archives, today.

Quiet as a museum, in there, now.
You would never suspect the roiling, erupting volcano of activity that was once contained in the archives.

Though, it does spit some items out, these days.

oooooo

There were some doozies.

History does repeat itself, here.

 

[lovetoread]

“I’ll never forget when I came out of the church, and saw you for the first time.

It was as if I stepped outside on a cloudy day and suddenly the sun came out.”

.....

 

[fluffPE]

.....

Thank you!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I thought of Fata when I read this

http://kotaku.com/why-theres-an-xbox-one-game-stuck-to-my-ceiling-1703321331

That was hilarious, and very well written. A sensible approach to the spider threat, I'd say.

Charlie Brooker wrote a great spider piece years ago, too:

As I sat there, blearily performing the necessaries, a spider the size of a small dog unexpectedly crawled out from behind the toilet and scampered across my bare right foot. I reacted like I'd been blasted in the coccyx with a taser gun. Blind panic took control of my body before the need to stop "going" had registered in my brain. You can imagine the aftermath. It's like a dirty protest in there. I may need to move house.

 

[artemesia_g]

Great, now I have a picture in my head of Iman in leathers with a whip.

Like that's unusual?

 

[Saint Peter]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5bqM9-qxkXo/T-cyTzrXjuI/AAAAAAAACPI/IRYYwNNucuM/s1600/3359_1.jpg

fly by mona

Hawt!

Great, now I have a picture in my head of Iman in leathers with a whip.

Nawt!

 

[dolf]

the officer in the Freddie gray case looks more and more like a thug.

 

[Sean]

These Common Household Items Could Kill You If You’re A Fucking Moron

 

[islandman]

I'm guessing you could teach Christian Grey a thing or thirty.

I am well versed at leaving handprints. It's more art than skill.

Great, now I have a picture in my head of Iman in leathers with a whip.

I own leathers.

Sadly, the bike is no longer in my possession.

 

[Disgustipated]

These Common Household Items Could Kill You If You’re A Fucking Moron

Those are fantastic.

 

[islandman]

Hawt!


Nawt!

When you're ready to admit that you want to lick clarified lemon butter off my chest, just let me know.

At which point I'll run in the other direction hella fast.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am well versed at leaving handprints. It's more art than skill.

[eyer]

Too friggin' funny.

Only a fvcking wannabe statist Playgrounder bozo putz like you would think that beating a woman's soft, fleshy, milky sh!tcutter in a random act of meaningless animalistic coitus would be equivalent to a DaVinci painting hanging at the Louvre or a Jeff Koons sculpture in the midst of a public thoroughfare...

...isn't that right, you fvcking wannabe statist Playgrounder bozo putz?

[eyer/]




hyuk!

 

[islandman]

http://rs116.pbsrc.com/albums/o2/eeeggooo/Hammernail.gif~c200

 

[lovetoread]

Iman would look yummy with the butter glistening on his chest.

 

[Spins]

I am sweaty and hot

 

[dolf]

i'm going out with eye candy's bestie tomorrow night. apparently eye candy is a bit put out by this. i'm pretty sure it's less him wishing I was going out somewhere with him, and more the outrage because he sees his bestie as far less fabulous than he is.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_3w7EEr4--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1242690181803663276.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/f7b57b600177e56e01982137a74e7660/tumblr_no1251Zof81qck98lo1_500.jpg

 

[Garnate]

6 grand for a new mattress. This thing better give me the greatest sleep I've ever had and mix drinks for me, too.

 

[islandman]

Iman would look yummy with the butter glistening on his chest.

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconspank.gif

 

[DesEsseintes]

6 grand for a new mattress. This thing better give me the greatest sleep I've ever had and mix drinks for me, too.

Does it blowdry the wet patches?

 

[Garnate]

Does it blowdry the wet patches?

I don't know what kind of girl you take me for, sir, but there hasn't been any wet patches in ages, except from all of Smiley's tears.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

6 grand for a new mattress. This thing better give me the greatest sleep I've ever had and mix drinks for me, too.

Sheeeit.

For six grand it better come with a live-in happy-endings masseuse!

 

[Garnate]

Sheeeit.

For six grand it better come with a live-in happy-endings masseuse!

RIGHT??

The head and feet rise and fall with a remote. That's about it.