Women can do anything a man can do.

[parodyluvr75]

But standing to pee is a problem, we can never get that directed stream men do. Bastards.

 

[jbr7885]

You obviously haven't witnessed this:

http://www.go-girl.com/

You can now do anything a man can do.

 

[Recidiva]

I can't get prostate cancer.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You obviously haven't witnessed this:

http://www.go-girl.com/

You can now do anything a man can do.

I'm going to be winning me some bar bets.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I can't get prostate cancer.

I can't get another woman pregnant but that's never been on my to do list.

 

[Recidiva]

I can't get another woman pregnant but that's never been on my to do list.

Mine either. I like my boobs, they're fun.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mine are the reason I'm good with spray-n-wash.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You cant grow hair in your ears, neither.

 

[Recidiva]

Mine are the reason I'm good with spray-n-wash.

That...might require some explanation.

I'm just getting that you drop food on your boobs a lot and need to pre-rinse?

 

[Recidiva]

You cant grow hair in your ears, neither.

So far, true.

 

[MaryanneB]

There are so many things to appreciate here.
We don't get prostate cancer but the uterus is the female equivalent and that can get cancer.
After cleaning toilets during marriage, I can say that men don't seem to be able to hit a mark either.
The Spray-n-Wash thing is too deep for me....

 

[Pookie]

But standing to pee is a problem, we can never get that directed stream men do. Bastards.

A lot of guys can't get a directed stream ... at least in a specific direction.

 

[MaryanneB]

That wasn't the problem. When he's yelling over his shoulder wanting to know what I did with his good sweatshirt, he wasn't aiming.....

 

[parodyluvr75]

That...might require some explanation.

I'm just getting that you drop food on your boobs a lot and need to pre-rinse?

Well, yes. I know I'm not the only woman with that problem.

A lot of guys can't get a directed stream ... at least in a specific direction.

That's sad, they've got the equipment and can't use it correctly, bastards.

 

[Recidiva]

Well, yes. I know I'm not the only woman with that problem.

You are not. In high school my mouthpiece fell out of my Flugelhorn while I was in marching band. It did not fall to the ground. Lucky.

 

[parodyluvr75]

They're catch alls.

 

[The Greek]

They're catch alls.

Well...one does look for plump juicy breasts when selecting the right bird.

 

[Liar]

That wasn't the problem. When he's yelling over his shoulder wanting to know what I did with his good sweatshirt, he wasn't aiming.....

See, it's not about being able. We just don't care enough to focus.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well...one does look for plump juicy breasts when selecting the right bird.

That too.

 

[girlsmiley]

This thread is just right.

*Steals Reci's porridge*

*Snuggles into Parrotty birds' nest*

Ahhhhh. Happy mother's day to me for tomorrow.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Happy Mom's day, little chicky.

 

[girlsmiley]

Happy Mom's day, little chicky.

It's tomorrow. I'm just getting my comfort on early lol.

 

[parodyluvr75]

See, it's not about being able. We just don't care enough to focus.

So it's not a matter of not knowing, it's not caring. Now I see, the bastards.

 

[Recidiva]

This thread is just right.

*Steals Reci's porridge*

*Snuggles into Parrotty birds' nest*

Ahhhhh. Happy mother's day to me for tomorrow.

That is MY motherfucking porridge.

*sigh*

Fine...

Do you want some cinnamon?

Happy Mother's Day

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's tomorrow. I'm just getting my comfort on early lol.

Well you deserve two days out of the year.