The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

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Old guy across from me is reading an actual paper. It smells so good.
 
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: mornings suck. The only things that suck more than mornings are morning people.
 
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This morning I'm wondering about ear wax.

What is it? Where does it come from? What's its purpose?
 
Out, damned earworm

Today is Friday.

Gah, synapse just fired from reptile memory....

🎵🎵Today is Friday, today is Friday.
Friday fresh fish,
Thursday roast beef, Wednesday soup,
Tuesday spaghetti, Monday string beans.
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!
🎵
 
Almost all of my shirts have holes in them. I think I need to head over to the eBay and get some new ones.

I have on a Hollister shirt right now, and my nipple is poking out through a hole.
 
Between your ear worm and Johnny's ear wax you two would have conversational fodder for days!
 
Almost all of my shirts have holes in them. I think I need to head over to the eBay and get some new ones.

I have on a Hollister shirt right now, and my nipple is poking out through a hole.

I thought the nipple holes were always a part of the Hollister look.
 
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: mornings suck. The only things that suck more than mornings are morning people.

What about morning people who really like to suck in the mornings? I think we are the best!

By the way, thank you for being nice in the thread I started.
 
I'm not sure... isn't Hollister like The Gap? I'm in tee shirts 99.98% of the time and this one is just a kind of 'distressed' look tee with the Hollister logo and fake paint drops. I don't know how I ended up with it as I don't recall ever going into a Hollister.


Maybe I did though... I think that's the store at the mall that looks like a jungle on the outside.
 
Hollister was the new Abercrombie. You dapper surfer dude, you.
 
it's a new day, and i feel wonderful.

so far.

it hasn't been long. :D
 
That 'worst mother selfies' story on Yahoo! is pretty awful stuff.

Though to call it a "story" would be a kindness.
 
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