The Isolated Personal Issues Blurt Thread

[Lancecastor]

Please post your various health issues, personal problems and requests for sympathy over life's worries here.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I stubbed my toe earlier.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I checked my car's tire pressure this morning. Three tires are okay at 32psi, but the fourth is only at 30psi. I fear for my safety.

Also, I'm out of eggs.

 

[InWord]

It always pisses me off. People trying to fan the flames of high cholesterol while wasting fuel with low tire pressure. It's like they don't love themselves or the world as a whole.

 

[Lancecastor]

A woman told me my cum tastes like Bailey's.

But I'm not Irish...I should probably get that tested.

 

[yossi]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcj43Ud8l1r6mt8go3_r1_250.gif

 

[Miles Long]

I have a conference call at 7:30 this morning and at 4:00 this afternoon. Clearly my coworkers don't understand how to Friday.

 

[Adre]

I have a conference call at 7:30 this morning and at 4:00 this afternoon. Clearly my coworkers don't understand how to Friday.

I used to work from home on Fridays and often had to hit the mute button when the seagulls got too raucous.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fair Warning:
http://i.imgur.com/KOy5qkJ.png

 

[Recidiva]

There are dandelions in my yard and I don't want to go pull them up.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Dandelions are good for bees. Bees do essential work for our environment. Therefore, dandelions are essential for our environment.

Lawn signs indicating chemical treatment has been applied make me cringe.

 

[eyer]

Another day...

...the GB Sex Offender still posting.


Recidiva the Sex Offender Thread

Recidiva the Sex Offender

Here's the thread where it all went down:

Crimes of Passion

Here's Recidiva the Sex Offender's post, #9, which was deleted because, although I cannot in any way speak for her (too bad she doesn't have the integrity to admit the same about me), Laurel deemed it in violation of literotica.com rules because it contained sexuality involving a minor:

Recidiva the Sex Offender's post #9 deleted

Here is Recidiva the Sex Offender's deleted post #9 imaged for posterity; only the separate, last line of another's commentary hold any other words than Recidiva the Sex Offender's own:

Recidiva the Sex Offender's post #9 revived

Here is Recidiva the Sex Offender's post #20 where she tells the Board how old she was when she knowingly and intentionally conducted an online BDSM relationship with a 14-year-old:

"Mid to late 20s if I recall correctly."

Here is Recidiva the Sex Offender's post #25 in the Crimes of Passion thread:

"Well, he was one of the guys I was messing around with at the same time"

And finally, here is Recidiva the Sex Offender's # post summation of her intentional online BDSM relationship with a 14-year-old and then meeting up with him later and fooling around with him in the front seat of a car...

...note especially:

1. "I had a roleplay relationship with him" - one she earlier states was BDSM in nature

2. "...was it still outside of what is considered lawful? Yes."

3. "If my daughter or son had a relationship with a person that much older, would I freak out? Hell yes."

"Do I think I could have been charged with a crime? Yep."

A "Mid to late 20s" woman intentionally conducting an online BDSM "roleplay" relationship with a 14-year-old kid, and then the same late 20s to 30-year-old woman agreeing to meet up with that same minor when he was 16 to fool around with him in the front seat of a car...

Recidiva the Sex Offender:
She BDSM "roleplayed"
with a 14-year-old boy

 

[Recidiva]

I'd like to adopt eyer, but the paperwork is a bitch.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Please post your various health issues, personal problems and requests for sympathy over life's worries here.

People always want to cook me. I've been chased by humans brandishing frying pans, butter and olive oil. They threaten to pluck me, oil me and put me in their ovens. It's very distressing.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Poor Eeyore the Grace-less....unrequited love is so painful.

 

[Recidiva]

My bra is showing, but I really like this shirt.

 

[Pookie]

Eyer is on the job ...

https://mayberrymeets.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/barney_fife-gun1.jpg


Keeping a site for deviants safe for deviants from deviants. A real American story.

 

[Recidiva]

This is the only place I can go where I'm even partially considered a deviant by any measure.

It's coooool.

 

[Recidiva]

I need to make the bed, but my cat is lying on the rumpled blankets. On purpose. The bitch just knows.

 

[TwinkleStars]

My hip and back hurt. Anyone have morphine?? Hey, where's my walker?

I feel so old. Oh woe is me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've got another cold sore and it's only happened since the Tories got in again. Cunts.

 

[Jennifer]

I've got another cold sore and it's only happened since the Tories got in again. Cunts.

My cunt has a new cold sore and I've named it Tory.

I blame not watching enough Chris Sarandon.

 

[DooleyDarter]

I am going in on Monday for penile reduction surgery

 

[Pookie]

My third nipple has been very sensitive since the Tories won. Bunch of cunts.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think I've caught head cancer from exposure to too many Warrior Queen threads.