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I had to pay for lunch with change from the ashtray in my car.
Boy I hope my wallet is at home....
I want to get married again.
Never been married, and can't see that changing. Don't really think I'm marriage material![]()
What makes you think you're not?
She has three nipples.
Oh wait, that's Pookie.
Nevermind.![]()
What makes you think you're not?
So many projects, so little motivation.
I'd like to get married; but, I'm not sure I'm marriage material either.
There's an ass for every seat.
Sometimes you are better off standing.
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Unless you find true love.
Sometimes you are better off putting your head in an oven.
boynextdoor000 bridesmaid again...
Sometimes you are better off putting your head in an oven.
Yes, if by "sometime" you mean EVERY time.
Unless it is easier to put a gun in your mouth.