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The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

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snugglestruggle said:
You have the basis for a reality show that would be a sure fire hit, if you could make it.
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Cock Hunt - A Literotica Network Original Show.

Literotica Hall-of-Famer Queersetti is your host for this new series. A house full of nominally heterosexual men work through their various desires for man-flesh.

Cast Bio -
  • Ishmael - patriarch of a dysfunctional family. After his fourth divorce leaves him penniless, Ishmael is reduced to sexual trysts in the parking lot of the local truck stop, where hookers have a little "something extra" between their legs
  • VatAss - a married man who has had nothing but anal sex from his wife since the birth of their second child. He claims this is simply a convenience, seeing as his wife's enormous weight gain makes vaginal intercourse almost impossible.
  • Smoot - recently released from prison, where he was the designated "cum dumpster" for the Aryan Nation gang. He swore when he was released he'd never be on the receiving end again, but finds himself strangely missing it.
  • Vetteman - the self-proclaimed "most hetero man in the world" has his world rocked when his beloved cyberpartner "Karen" turns out to have been a 380 pound male lawyer.
  • Zipman - a self-loathing Jew, unable to establish a permanent relationship with a woman. He wonders if this is because of his strange fixation on other mens' penises.
  • SRT71PLT - a frustrated author of over 300 gay man-on-man stories, he hopes to gather enough courage to have sex with a man soon.
  • Miles - married for over 30 years, he longs to leave his wife for a man but is concerned that he cannot exist in the style he's accustomed to without her salary.
 
Bronze leaves and small pink flowers looks as if it could be a crab apple of some sort: it looks very similar to ours. If it is you'll know soon, as it will start fruiting in six weeks or so.
 
DesEsseintes said:
Bronze leaves and small pink flowers looks as if it could be a crab apple of some sort: it looks very similar to ours. If it is you'll know soon, as it will start fruiting in six weeks or so.
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She said shrub but the pic looks tree-like. Our crab apple looks like that too. But we

never get fruit from ours. It was here when we bought the place, so I've no idea.
 
Even the 'easy' sudoku puzzles are too hard for me. I suppose anything on the interwebs without tits is beyond my understanding.
 
dolf said:
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i fancied a change. is it me?
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If it makes you happy, I'm all in favour.

But I prefer a rich chocolate brown.
 
Still hiding fromZips thread I see :cool:

You do get that 80% of the board believes you to be a racist piece of shit.
A majority of the women here find you to be the biggest creeper.
Everyone knows you are the biggest ( literally and figuratively) liar on the board.
No one beside Luke actually likes or supports you.
 
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