"Stephen Hawking did NOT create the Universe", says God.

[Que]

...thus sayeth The Lord.

In other news, Algore did not invent the Internet.

 

[Black13]

I agree.

X gets the square.

God plays O.

 

[badbabysitter]

so you're saying you have documentation that shows God spoke to you

 

[Que]

so you're saying you have documentation that shows God spoke to you

Yes, that is exactly what I am saying.

 

[badbabysitter]

Congratulations, you're schizophrenic

 

[Black13]

Congratulations, you're schizophrenic

Moses was schizophrenic, then.

Teehee, entire nations are founded on the decrees of schizophrenics! Life is absurd.

 

[badbabysitter]

Moses was schizophrenic, then.

Teehee, entire nations are founded on the decrees of schizophrenics! Life is absurd.

Moses got his marching orders from shrubbery that was on fire

 

[Recidiva]

My peanut butter and jelly sandwich did not win re-election for supreme court justice.

We were really hoping, though.

 

[Balladeer08]

...thus sayeth The Lord.

In other news, Algore did not invent the Internet.

The way I heard it, Stephen Hawking created God and had Him do all the work.

And Al Gore invented the rhythm.

 

[butters]

My peanut butter and jelly sandwich did not win re-election for supreme court justice.

We were really hoping, though.

console yourselves - eat the sammich!

 

[Recidiva]

console yourselves - eat the sammich!

Its ambitions were delicious.