Gas: Don't you chicks ever get it?

[Jackoffking]

Its like whenever sleep with chick man get like bad gas all night man. This is doin my street cred no good man. I nearly blew a bitch out of my bed Friday man. Fuckin chicks never seem to suffer man. Its like fuckin embarrassing man. Its not like Im a fuckin veggie man. How come you girls don't do it? Whats the secret man?

 

[parodyluvr75]

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[parodyluvr75]

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[Jackoffking]

Beano? Cool man. So can fuck the bitch all night and no gas? That's what chicks take right man?

 

[lovecraft68]

They have gas, they will just hold it in until they cramp....that is until you move in with them or marry them, then they'll give you a damn dutch oven and think its funny

 

[Jackoffking]

They have gas, they will just hold it in until they cramp....that is until you move in with them or marry them, then they'll give you a damn dutch oven and think its funny

Man I haven't known too many chicks that well and never been married, but that's fuckin unacceptable man. I honestly didn't know chicks did it. I mean had like a sis who didn't like ever do it man. Never knew my mom but doubt she did man. You sure your wife not a tranny man?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Worst performance alt of all time.

It's just not funny.