John Bohner was looking through my bedroom window with a flashlight

[Mike_Yates]

Late one night, I thought I saw Johna Bohner looking through my bedroom window with a flashlight.

I wonder what he was doing...

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[parodyluvr75]

You're his Heathyr.

 

[lovecraft68]

You're his Heathyr.

I thought he was looking for Heathyr and figured she would be with Mike.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I thought he was looking for Heathyr and figured she would be with Mike.

What if he shined his flashlight into my bedroom and found Heathyr and I naked and in bed with each other?

 

[patient1]

I'm tempted to make a chimp in diapers joke.


Seriously, Mike, you need to talk to your doctor.

You're seeing and hearing stuff that isn't real. That could be dangerous or deadly on the highway. You need to do something before it gets worse.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Why would the speaker of the house be looking into my bedroom with a flashlight?

 

[RawHumor]

Why would the speaker of the house be looking into my bedroom with a flashlight?

Because you forgot to take your meds?

 

[snugglestruggle]

I bet is was Heather wearing a Bohner mask. Maybe she wanted to return the favor to you and do some spying of her own?

 

[RawHumor]

I bet is was Heather wearing a Bohner mask. Maybe she wanted to return the favor to you and do some spying of her own?

What if Heathyr looked in his window and saw him naked with Heathyr?

 

[snugglestruggle]

What if Heathyr looked in his window and saw him naked with Heathyr?

I think there are too many Heather/Heathyr's running loose in his imagination. However you pose an interesting question. WWHD?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why would the speaker of the house be looking into my bedroom with a flashlight?

Because your window shade was up and the lights were off?