The world really is a terrible place

I know, right?

Full of guys who will leave no stone unturned to stalk an innocent woman...
 
I know, right?

Full of guys who will leave no stone unturned to stalk an innocent woman...

..and not just because of his ardor and a desire to get to know her and perhaps have some sort of meaningful contact with her.

But in hopes that she is offended and uncomfortable with it. Really the worst sort of stalking.
 
..and not just because of his ardor and a desire to get to know her and perhaps have some sort of meaningful contact with her.

But in hopes that she is offended and uncomfortable with it. Really the worst sort of stalking.

If this was 5 years ago I could have paid her $75 for a one hour long in-person psychic reading.

I could have physically met and conversed with Heathyr Hoffman......
 
If this was 5 years ago I could have paid her $75 for a one hour long in-person psychic reading.

I could have physically met and conversed with Heathyr Hoffman......

If she was truly psychic, she'd have seen you coming and would have run away.
 
I could have asked her out on a date, and if she accepted, from there I would have tried to talk my way into her pants.
 
I lived in an area once where a movie star was working on a movie, by your logic I could have had sex with him but I had sex with this really tall hot crew guy, who I met in a local shop. I regret my decision, not. The actor probably only looked good on screen, this guy looked great in person, lasted hours and smelled like cinnamon coffee cakes and java.
 
I lived in an area once where a movie star was working on a movie, by your logic I could have had sex with him but I had sex with this really tall hot crew guy, who I met in a local shop. I regret my decision, not. The actor probably only looked good on screen, this guy looked great in person, lasted hours and smelled like cinnamon coffee cakes and java.

Heathyr was actually offering one-on-one psychic readings.

I could have physically met her and conversed with her. Who knows where it might have gone form there.
 
You are missing the point, Mike. Looking for Heathyr you are missing the hot chick hitting on you in a store. Also, use a condom.
 
I know, right?

Full of guys who will leave no stone unturned to stalk an innocent woman...

And women who claim they want nice, normal guys, but ignore them & become pen pals with (if not legal spouses of) UGLY, lifelong cons.
 
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