Ask a Navy SEAL what kind of phone they carryBut it'd have to be quite and waterproof.

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Ask a Navy SEAL what kind of phone they carryBut it'd have to be quite and waterproof.

Ask a Navy SEAL what kind of phone they carry![]()
LOL
I'm thinking about it, and I think I had that app on my old phone. Maybe I need to try this phone....
Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzz
Downloading Vibrate Plus.....
Eh. I suppose if I was really desperate for help this could maybe work, but I doubt it. I'm spoiled by my Hatachi.![]()

So I don't have to send you that book on homemade sex toys?![]()

LOL. got a few floating around...I'm always willing to try new things. Got any ideas?![]()
LOL. got a few floating around...
Ever use an ear of corn? Maybe with a condom over it in case a kernel gets loose?
Or you could dildoize a cucumber.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/
I thought the cucumber melon ball looked like a good one too. Ever tried putting the vacuum cleaner hose over your nipples? I know that came out of left field but every now and then you hear how some guy takes a vacuum cleaner hose and outs it over his cock. Wonder if gals ever try something similiar...

Nice. I think it would be cool to put over the nipples.... homemade vacuum pump heheYes. But also over my clit. The vacuum was one of my favorite first sex toys before I was able to get real toys. If held just right, just of to the side enough, the suction would pull on my clit without it fully sucking it in and it would create an amazing vibration and the air moving past would create a cool sensation.![]()
Nice. I think it would be cool to put over the nipples.... homemade vacuum pump hehe
Thanks for letting me know. I won't break out the vacuum on my next dateI wasn't a fan. The vacuum hurts.


Unless you want it for you...?Thanks for letting me know. I won't break out the vacuum on my next date![]()

Mhmm! Sexy Sunday! Rawr!*growls* Very stimulating convo this morning![]()
Unless you want it for you...?
Mhmm! Sexy Sunday! Rawr!
Unless you want it for you...?
*growls* someone is in a mood![]()

*nods* mmmhmmmm... This morning I sure was! I lingered in bed a little longer and had a bit of fun.
How are you?