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[girlsmiley]

Hi guys and gals.

In just a few words, tell us a little bit about yourself and who you are. How you roll in the meat world.

I'm Smiley. I was given that nickname because obvious reasons you've probably already guessed. I have a nice smile, and I smile a lot. I'm an antipodean. I'm Maori/Aussie, or Mozzie, as my friends like to call moi, and I'm fiesty and thoughtful. Tough and sweet. I'm a very loving and loyal person and friend. I live in Sydney, but I was born and raised rural/country. I'm pretty smart and have a good job. I love music. I play guitar and a bit of piano. I work with lovely, insane cunts who like to pay out on each other as often as possible. Especially me. I have the gay and absolutely love love women. I also love to cook, garden and spending time with my family and friends. And boxing, of course. Looking forward to the fight this morning. Starts 11am Sydney time. I have friends coming around.

 

[fluffPE]

Hi guys and gals.

In just a few words, tell us a little bit about yourself and who you are. How you roll in the meat world.

I'm Smiley. I was given that nickname because obvious reasons you've probably already guessed. I have a nice smile, and I smile a lot. I'm an antipodean. I'm Maori/Aussie, or Mozzie, as my friends like to call moi, and I'm fiesty and thoughtful. Tough and sweet. I'm a very loving and loyal person and friend. I live in Sydney, but I was born and raised rural/country. I'm pretty smart and have a good job. I love music. I play guitar and a bit of piano. I work with lovely, insane cunts who like to pay out on each other as often as possible. Especially me. I have the gay and absolutely love love women. I also love to cook, garden and spending time with my family and friends. And boxing, of course. Looking forward to the fight this morning. Starts 11am Sydney time. I have friends coming around.

NO!

You are sweet though...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hi smiley,

I'm Birdy. I'm a dodo. I'm the last of my kind forced into hiding because I taste good with gravy and biscuits. I like bird seed, pooping on cars and flying naked.

 

[girlsmiley]

NO!

You are sweet though...

Sweet like chocolate.

You! How have you been? It's been awhile!

 

[fluffPE]

Sweet like chocolate.

You! How have you been? It's been awhile!

Sweeter! I am good.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm very furry. I'm a life long musician with a good vocabulary (both musically and verbally-which drives me nuts because I'm a TERRIBLE speller). I own a recording studio, and the is my primary job, but I do some other things for money as well.

I share a home with Bluebell, and for that I am eternally happy and grateful. I have an older brother, and both of my parents are still alive. My grandparents have all passed. My great grandmother was alive until I was 15, so I actually knew her pretty well.

 

[girlsmiley]

Hi smiley,

I'm Birdy. I'm a dodo. I'm the last of my kind forced into hiding because I taste good with gravy and biscuits. I like bird seed, pooping on cars and flying naked.

I have a question to ask you. I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time now, but... I dunno. I wasn't sure if you'd get upset or be a little bit offended... *kicks dirt*

Here goes.

I've heard dodo birds can't even do the chicken dance without tripping over themselves and dying. Have you ever tried to do the chicken dance?

 

[pink]

I'm evenly between Introvert and Extrovert. Some days I am quiet, some days I am more talkative.



I love my daughter, my friends, my pets, school, Ohio State, sports, camping, the mountains, my house and car, my hobbies, Washington State. All these things are special to me. I am going to school for web design and development.

 

[MsSmoothG]

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have a question to ask you. I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time now, but... I dunno. I wasn't sure if you'd get upset or be a little bit offended... *kicks dirt*

Here goes.

I've heard dodo birds can't even do the chicken dance without tripping over themselves and dying. Have you ever tried to do the chicken dance?

Yes, I have.

*hangs head in shame*

I wound up in traction for a month. I'm leaving chicken dancing to the experts.

 

[fluffPE]

Yes, I have.

*hangs head in shame*

I wound up in traction for a month. I'm leaving chicken dancing to the experts.

How are your wings? I love wings!

 

[girlsmiley]

How are your wings? I love wings!

I never thought I'd say this to anyone other than my other half, but stop trying to eat my friend!

 

[Killswitch]

Hi guys and gals.

In just a few words, tell us a little bit about yourself and who you are. How you roll in the meat world.

I'm Smiley. I was given that nickname because obvious reasons you've probably already guessed. I have a nice smile, and I smile a lot. I'm an antipodean. I'm Maori/Aussie, or Mozzie, as my friends like to call moi, and I'm fiesty and thoughtful. Tough and sweet. I'm a very loving and loyal person and friend. I live in Sydney, but I was born and raised rural/country. I'm pretty smart and have a good job. I love music. I play guitar and a bit of piano. I work with lovely, insane cunts who like to pay out on each other as often as possible. Especially me. I have the gay and absolutely love love women. I also love to cook, garden and spending time with my family and friends. And boxing, of course. Looking forward to the fight this morning. Starts 11am Sydney time. I have friends coming around.

...

 

[parodyluvr75]

How are your wings? I love wings!

I've got great wings, why do you ask?

 

[Adre]

I don't say too much about myself in cyberworld as I don't see the point. I'm much more forthcoming, and interesting, in real life where it counts.

 

[fluffPE]

I've got great wings, why do you ask?

I want to eat them...DUH!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Hailing from the great mitton state, Remy is a caring person who does his best to treat all others with kindness and respect. That being said he is quite the smartass and can be quite mean when needed. Remy's hobbies include guitar and bass playing, tobacco restoration, beer brewing, and civil war reenacting.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I want to eat them...DUH!

Now you know why we went extinct.

 

[Not Normal]

Hailing from the great mitton state, Remy is a caring person who does his best to treat all others with kindness and respect. That being said he is quite the smartass and can be quite mean when needed. Remy's hobbies include guitar and bass playing, tobacco restoration, beer brewing, and civil war reenacting.

What is tobacco restoration?

And what in your guitar and bass collection?

 

[thør]

I am just a guy.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I have a green thumb and the best dick God ever made; it would kill a lesser man. Its like Excalibur.

 

[toubab]

In just a few words? How about five words? Male. White. Tall. Graying. Blue-eyed.

 

[duranman]

Apparently, unanimously, 'A right cunt'.....

 

[Recidiva]

Meat world:

Introverted, quiet, reserved, calculating, interested. - if I don't know you

Introverted, loud, engaged, talkative, interested - if I do know you and like you

I live in New Jersey, which much of the world believes to be a pit of despair, but where I live it is a gorgeous spot, with a back yard along a state park. I see more birds, bears, foxes, coyotes and groundhogs than I do people.

People around the house where I live know me because I'm my parents' daughter, but I have no actual friends other than folks I know will watch my house and I can swap keys with.

If I need a friend I will tend to audition for a play or a choir to meet people. Haven't done that for years because my husband is my best friend and when I want to talk, I talk to him.

 

[PoppingTom]

I'm a cat, and I can only write when this human being that owns this computer is out of home.

I'm alone, looking for other cats to play with.

But nobody loves me.