Speculation and prophesy

[Bidin~Time]

Where will Rob make his last post? Will it be fluffy, frightful, meaningless, meaningful, or just prophetic nothingness? Maybe he'll make a thread and tell us all off before he goes; burning the LIT bridge as it were, or will he come back under a new handle? If so will he tell us? Questions...so many questions...

 

[Recidiva]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Wait, that's Bilbo.

 

[chillywilly2]

Rob who???

 

[RobDownSouth]

That Rob is Such a Drama Queen.

Where will Rob make his last post?

The General Board.

Will it be fluffy, frightful, meaningless, meaningful, or just prophetic nothingness?

If I were a gambling man, I'd wager on "fluffy".

Maybe he'll make a thread and tell us all off before he goes; burning the LIT bridge as it were, or will he come back under a new handle?

Burning bridges isn't my style.

If so will he tell us? Questions...so many questions...

It's just a hiatus, darling. We just need some time away from each other.

It's already been brought to my attention that I have a moral and ethical responsibility to crown a Deadpool champion in December.

 

[Bidin~Time]

The one DownSouth has been doing a countdown of sorts in his user title. I thought he may be leaving. Or maybe he's just counting down to a milestone.

I'm just being a curious old crone.

Rob who???

Damnit Rob, You made me edit...poopyhead

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Based on posting history, said post will contain a lie and have a equal chance of:

* Wishing someones child would die
* Rape joke about someones child
* Contain a racial slur
* Award attempt at flirty that comes across creepy

Long shot bet will go to posting the image of someones child while making a rape joke. Long odds but as he has done this before, once more may get him a ban thus making it a good bet.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Based on posting history, said post will contain a lie and have a equal chance of:

* Wishing someones child would die
* Rape joke about someones child
* Contain a racial slur
* Award attempt at flirty that comes across creepy

Long shot bet will go to posting the image of someones child while making a rape joke. Long odds but as he has done this before, once more may get him a ban thus making it a good bet.

VatAss still thinks it's my fault his wife got fat.

 

[Bidin~Time]

The General Board.

If I were a gambling man, I'd wager on "fluffy".

Burning bridges isn't my style.

It's just a hiatus, darling. We just need some time away from each other.

It's already been brought to my attention that I have a moral and ethical responsibility to crown a Deadpool champion in December.

So this is your way of breaking up with me? Who am I gonna poke with a stick? berate? just be a general shit to? Well this sucks. You Bastard!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

VatAss still thinks it's my fault his wife got fat.

BWHAAAAAAA............

As I said. A Rob post without a lie is like a Sunset with out a Sun.

Even fat my wife would be a beautiful person. Luckily for me she is as beautiful on the outside as she is the inside.

Unfortunately for you, you fail miserably in both categories.....

 

[chillywilly2]

The one DownSouth has been doing a countdown of sorts in his user title. I thought he may be leaving. Or maybe he's just counting down to a milestone.

I'm just being a curious old crone.





Damnit Rob, You made me edit...poopyhead

Yes, I know...I was just missing him as much as he would miss me

Huh??? Who???

 

[chillywilly2]

So this is your way of breaking up with me? Who am I gonna poke with a stick? berate? just be a general shit to? Well this sucks. You Bastard!

I'll still be here

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'll still be here

So...you're volunteering ?

 

[chillywilly2]

So...you're volunteering ?

well...just no poking with a stick

 

[Que]

BWHAAAAAAA............

As I said. A Rob post without a lie is like a Sunset with out a Sun.

Even fat my wife would be a beautiful person. Luckily for me she is as beautiful on the outside as she is the inside.

Unfortunately for you, you fail miserably in both categories.....

That is a very good response. Not that his offal tripe is ever worthy of a response.

 

[Ishmael]

Where will Rob make his last post? Will it be fluffy, frightful, meaningless, meaningful, or just prophetic nothingness? Maybe he'll make a thread and tell us all off before he goes; burning the LIT bridge as it were, or will he come back under a new handle? If so will he tell us? Questions...so many questions...

Watch out, he'll 'un-friend' you.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey, did you hear the Who are doing another Farewell Tour?

I saw the 1997 version.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Watch out, he'll 'un-friend' you.

Ishmael

The Serial Child Killer is up-to-date on all the hepcat jive. You should see his Myspace page. Uber-sparkly!

 

[Bidin~Time]

well...just no poking with a stick

None? at all?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Watch out, he'll 'un-friend' you.

Ishmael

preposterous! He would miss me thwappin him upside the head. He secretly likes that ya know.

 

[Ishmael]

preposterous! He would miss me thwappin him upside the head. He secretly likes that ya know.

He loves me, and especially my children.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

He loves me, and especially my children.

Ishmael

we all do, Ish...we all do

 

[Ishmael]

we all do, Ish...we all do

I'm soooooooo comforted now.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm soooooooo comforted now.

Ishmael

I thought you might be.

 

[Que]

preposterous! He would miss me thwappin him upside the head. He secretly likes that ya know.

Not much of a secret that he craves attention. Negative attention is still attention. He seems to prefer it in fact. It is going to wound him at the thundering lack of interest in his departure has how seldom he is mentioned. His little ego will perk at every incidence when he is mentioned. You can be sure he will be here, on the daily, checking up, finding reasons to be here. He will relish every celebrity death as an excuse to make his eyer-like return. He will milk each return as long as he can. He will announce that "someone emailed him" and he was "forced" to respond when there is the slightest mention. I doubt Miles will simple breathe the fresh air and enjoy the peace.

Least remarked upon drama-queen exit in Lit history. He even made graphics...ordered balloons.... He tries so hard.

It really was sweet of you to give him at least a little send-off. No one else seems particularly interested.