Cabbage God

[moonbow]

I'm searching for a religion, any religion really, as long as it involves cabbages - especially Savoys. I love fondling a newly ripened, wrinkly green leaf, inhaling it's pungent yet spicy aroma, and turning it into say, bubble and squeak. It's a lot to ask but this is the internet and all things are possible!


If someone could point me in the direction of an omnipotent being that rewards purples for the worship of Brassica oleracea, I would be unduly grateful

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm searching for a religion, any religion really, as long as it involves cabbages - especially Savoys. I love fondling a newly ripened, wrinkly green leaf, inhaling it's pungent yet spicy aroma, and turning it into say, bubble and squeak. It's a lot to ask but this is the internet and all things are possible!


If someone could point me in the direction of an omnipotent being that rewards purples for the worship of Brassica oleracea, I would be unduly grateful

You must be Polish.

 

[moonbow]

You must be Polish.

Bubble and squeak is not a Polski dish!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Bubble and squeak is not a Polski dish!

I had no idea what you were talking about anyway.

 

[Recidiva]

What about bok choy?

 

[moonbow]

I had no idea what you were talking about anyway.

And that's completely understandable. Thank you for your response

 

[bronzeage]

Lettuce pray.

 

[moonbow]

What about bok choy?

I can work with this, I may take leaf out of your book.

 

[Recidiva]

Lettuce pray.

Blessed be the cruciferous.

Which is ironic.

 

[moonbow]

Lettuce pray.

 

[phrodeau]

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[Recidiva]

I can work with this, I may take leaf out of your book.

Just make sure you tear out the spine.

Of the cabbage.

 

[Recidiva]

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Lukky?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And that's completely understandable. Thank you for your response

Cabbage Eucharist.

 

[Noor]

Napa! All praise Napa!

 

[Disgustipated]

Follow this link and ask away!

 

[Recidiva]

Napa! All praise Napa!

Vegetable fascist!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lettuce pray.

Blessed be the cruciferous.

The leafy-greenery word salad jokes in this thread are gonna come to a head.

 

[moonbow]

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Oh hail! Mighty Cabbage God, benefactor of all things... erm... cabbagey

May I curl up upon one proffered leaf, tender in its curled green splendour... and bask in the almost forgotten residence on the Roast Dinner platter. I will dwell upon life and the such, and get hungry for more.

 

[Recidiva]

The leafy-greenery word salad jokes in this thread are gonna come to a head.

It's going to be a word mache.

 

[moonbow]

The leafy-greenery word salad jokes in this thread are gonna come to a head.

I feel like I'm getting some sort of dressing down somewhat! Transparency is crouton here!

 

[glynndah]

I'm searching for a religion, any religion really, as long as it involves cabbages - especially Savoys. I love fondling a newly ripened, wrinkly green leaf, inhaling it's pungent yet spicy aroma, and turning it into say, bubble and squeak. It's a lot to ask but this is the internet and all things are possible!


If someone could point me in the direction of an omnipotent being that rewards purples for the worship of Brassica oleracea, I would be unduly grateful

I am definitely in favour of anything that rewards purples.

A from the purple-tressed good little witch.

 

[phrodeau]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/secretsnicholasflamel/images/0/07/Greenman.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131111015028

Oh hail! Mighty Cabbage God, benefactor of all things... erm... cabbagey

May I curl up upon one proffered leaf, tender in its curled green splendour... and bask in the almost forgotten residence on the Roast Dinner platter. I will dwell upon life and the such, and get hungry for more.

I only prepare the way for the one to come after me. One whose noodly appendage I am not worthy to slurp.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/206/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.jpg

 

[moonbow]

Follow this link and ask away!

I will not speaketh to false leafy prophets, though thy vegetables be bounteous, they be shady bro. Peace be with you, my little gem.

 

[moonbow]

I only prepare the way for the one to come after me. One whose noodly appendage I am not worthy to slurp.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/206/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster.jpg

ALL HAIL!!! Your bounteous offering holds true court with mine soul, dear cabbager!