Put you/your spouse's ashes in a glass dildo

[pink]

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/because_love_never_dies_put_your_loved_ones_ashes1


Nothing like keeping them close.

 

[jomar]

New lover: Why is your dildo dusty on the inside?

Widow person: Uh, it was made in China.

 

[jomar]

It's a souvenir from a volcano eruption.

 

[jomar]

Dunno, but I named it Sandy.

 

[jomar]

Bend over and I'll tell you.

 

[islandman]

Would you like to be introduced to my former spouse?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Glass is so, I dunno, cold and transparent. Does the spouse have to be already dead?

 

[girlsmiley]

"Say hello to my little friend."

 

[girlsmiley]

If you rub it will your spouse pop out like the genie popped out of the magical lamp?

 

[Aphro]

Where it's a problem is, that's the best he's ever been in bed.

 

[thør]

Where it's a problem is, that's the best he's ever been in bed.

Oh, my.......

 

[Tryharder62]

Ewww....

 

[townieamy]

Ashes in a dildo: Now you don't have to be the only one who's dead inside of you!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Death can be shattering.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

y'all find the craziest shit.

 

[Lancecastor]

whoever buys this is an ashhole.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wife to her deceased husband as her new lover shoves the dildo in her ass,

"Well honey, you always wanted a threesome"

 

[lovecraft68]

Inscribed on the side of it.

"He was a dick in life and now in death."

 

[Pookie]

Putting together a collector set could be fun.

 

[ReadyMike]

Putting together a collector set could be fun.

It has been said by many, "hooray for Pookie!"

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think this is the best option for me getting my wife involved in a threesome.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I think this is the best option for me getting my wife involved in a threesome.

You want a zombie Fleshlight?

 

[Recidiva]

"I had really tried to think of something meaningful. There were biodegradable containers in which I could put his remains, and a tree would have grown, it would have been a lovely metaphor about how when we are gone, we are not fully gone as long as we are remembered.

But then I figured, what the hell, you know, I could tell him what to do and he couldn't have any say in it so yeah, I went with that."

 

[Recidiva]

"Here. These are your father's remains. I want you to have them now. Please disinter grandpa and add some of him. When your husband dies, please add some of him and pass it on to your son and tell him to carry on this tradition. I want this to be an heirloom."

 

[ChinaBandit]

I was always taught that people with glass dildos shouldn't fuck with them on rocks. Some such shit anyway.