The Witcher
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When I was 15 I had sex with an 18 year old. We dated for three years. AT no point in time was it legal for him to be sleeping with me. Was he a pedophile? No.
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No...
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Dammit, man.
Neither have I.
I don't want to actually have to play it to find out if I should play it, you know?
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I don't know what it is.
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Oh...
Do you play video games at all?
Witcher...is a roleplay game where you play Geralt of Riv...Riv something. See, I haven't played.
You hunt witches. You kill witches.
There are like...100 hours of pre-rendered sex you can have with prostitutes or something, I was SURE someone here had played it if only for that.
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Yeah. But I mainly only play sports games. Like 2K and Madden. Or gangsta shit like GTA.
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Ulaven's playing GTA...5? Is it 5 now?
I'm between games. I just played Inquisition and all through the Mass Effects the last few months.
PS4 or Xbox?
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Yea GTA5. Xbox 1. I had a PS4, but I sold it.
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Yeah, we had a PS4 but never used it. We eventually set it up to crunch numbers for NASA until it died. I think we had 4 X-boxes at one time? Now just my son has one, I never even experimented with his Kinect. I haven't played a console game in a long while, so I just have everything on a spare game computer, that is sitting idle and has been for a month.
Having just finished all of Mass Effect and being happily obsessed with it still, I'm looking toward my next score.
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I don't know what Mass Effect is.
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Look, I'm a huge nerd, so you can't just ask questions like that, because I WILL TELL YOU.
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I'm waiting.
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Mass Effect is made by Bioware, a company that goes out of its way to include female/male lead options, and they specialize in roleplay, so it's a lot of shooting, but a lot of getting to know your crew mates. Great writing, excellent voice acting, and alien sex. Lot of alien sex. In Mass Effect 1 you could have a romance with humans, but the people who played didn't like the humans, so they asked to be able to sleep around with the aliens, so that's what they got.
So there's Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3 and they're working on 4.
I just caught up in the last few months, because Bioware also does Dragon Age, which I also love, the same thing. Dragon Age 1, 2 and now 3 just came out, they're working on 4.
Witcher is a problem because I can't customize a female, I can only play as Geralt. I seriously haven't played a game where I have to be a guy in a LONG time and I am having issues.
ISSUES.
I don't want to be a guy.
Yeah, I'll sleep with women pretend because that's what roleplaying is, man, but I'm having trouble committing to the guy thing.
Well, I take that back, I just played a bad guy in Mass Effect, I mean fucking evil son of a bitch, but I got to PICK being him.
Well, here, here's a Honest Game Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5_mHgxSRzQ
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Thanks for taking the time to explain it to me.
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Thanks for listening
No problem.
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Things I know about the Witcher franchise:
One hacks in it, and also slashes.
You get to play a grizzled male protagonist who appears to be about as interesting as every other grizzled male protagonist in Triple-A videogaming, for whatever that's worth to you.
Some previous version of the game allowed you to collect cards for banging various ladies in the game world, which was probably about as sexy a proposition as sex in video games ever is.
It usually has state of the art graphics and technical features and stuff. The latest edition is supposedly an open-world game with no load times, for instance.
Never been moved to play it, but if one likes hacking and slashing and state of the art graphics and shit then presumably it should be worth trying out.
One hacks in it, and also slashes.
You get to play a grizzled male protagonist who appears to be about as interesting as every other grizzled male protagonist in Triple-A videogaming, for whatever that's worth to you.
Some previous version of the game allowed you to collect cards for banging various ladies in the game world, which was probably about as sexy a proposition as sex in video games ever is.
It usually has state of the art graphics and technical features and stuff. The latest edition is supposedly an open-world game with no load times, for instance.
Never been moved to play it, but if one likes hacking and slashing and state of the art graphics and shit then presumably it should be worth trying out.
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Yeah, it's a good franchise.
I've started but didn't get far.
I did the same thing with a bunch of games though, sometimes it just takes me time to get into it.
Of COURSE I like hacking and slashing.
I also like shooting, guns or bows. And magic. Magic is good.
Since I've never tagged Recidiva the sex offender "a pedophile", and since you quite obviously don't understand what the word "pedophile" actually means...
...you really shouldn't reach so far from your ability in using a word you don't even understand in such a lame effort to make your totally irrelevant point.
Recidiva was in her 20s when she knowingly conducted an online BDSM relationship with a 14-year-old kid, and then she met him in person and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car when they were two years older...
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You don't draw a line about screwing bozos behind your husband's back...
...you don't draw a line about adults screwing around online with 14-year-old kids.
Mr. Ed called...
...he wants to know if you're free tonight.
smoothg103rd
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Eyer, you really need a friend.
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You know what they say about two-bit pill pimping friends like you and Recidiva the sex offender...
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