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The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

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Garnate said:
My bf is almost too good in a crisis. One night we stupidly decided to play a drinking game and I ended up with my head in the toilet. He kept popping his head in the door asking if he could help, did I want some motrin or water, etc. HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE THIS IS EMBARASSING THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
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Word.
Ex bf and I were at my mothers house with my siblings. We all decided to do shots and drink wayyy too much alcohol. We were going to head home (he was the only sober one) and I made it to the couch before promptly passing out. I woke up sometime later puking. He was laying next to me on the couch and petting my hair and making soothing sounds. Afterwards he gave me a quick peck, told me that I still looked adorable, and that he loved me.
What the fuck.
 
Yeah guys are total dicks like that. Checking on the people they care about.... I mean what the Fuck are they thinking?


Selfish pricks, the lot of them.
 
Wings said:
More grocery store awkwardness: I went shopping with my maternal parental unit yesterday and she was hemming and hawing in front of the tomato display, she just wasn't sure if they would be any good or not so I told her to sniff them, if they smelled like tomatoes the she would have a better idea.

I shit you not (heh), the woman stood there for another 3 minutes in indecision and I finally sort of shouted at her to just smell them! She got huffy, grabbed a pint and threw it in the cart, as we turned around to get out of the damn tomatoes there stood her old boss, staring at us with a look of horror.

She drives me to shout things in grocery stores.
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You have no idea how much this hits home. I was my mother's primary care giver and would stop in late every afternoon to check on her and make sure she ate something before she went to bed. This is how the conversation always went-

Me: Mama, what do you want for supper?
She: I don't know; what do you want?
Me: It makes no difference what I want, I'll get you anything you want.
She: But what do you want?
Me: I just told you that it doesn't make a difference; I'll get whatever I want.
She: But what do you want?
Me: GODDAMIT IT DON'T MATTER! I'll get you anything you want! I'll go wherever you want me to go! Just tell me what you'd like to have for supper!
She: Well where are ya gonna go?
Me: SONUVABITCH!!! ANYWHERE!!!!
(there was a TexMex place near her house, she loved their food)
She: You know what I want.
Me: Okay! Thank you! Why was that so hard? You want a #24 and an order of cheese nachos...all you have to do is tell me.
She: What are you going to get?
 
spacekowboy said:
Yeah guys are total dicks like that. Checking on the people they care about.... I mean what the Fuck are they thinking?


Selfish pricks, the lot of them.
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Exactly.

He was super sweet. I just wanted to crawl in a dark hole and die at the time so it wasn't as appreciated as it should have been.
 
Laurel said:
When I'm traveling and the airport person/rentacar employee/whoever says, "Have a nice trip!" I ALWAYS - 100% of the time - answer, "You too!" and then cringe for an hour while Manu laughs at me.
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Or when a store clerk says to come again and you say, "You too!".
 
If it were me, I simply would have said "You did it to yourself. Ha-ha!" Said like Nelson from The Simpsons of course.

If I was feeling particularly dickish I would maybe turn you on your side so you don't choke on your own vomit.
 
Question for gym types -- how do you listen to music while you work out? I cannot figure out how the fuck to store my phone. Usually the gym is empty so I just do speakers but I can't do that when there are people there.
 
buy an ipod shuffle. they're forty bucks and that's pretty much what they were made for.
 
pretend to listen to music so that you can listen in on people's conversations.
 
bg23 said:
Question for gym types -- how do you listen to music while you work out? I cannot figure out how the fuck to store my phone. Usually the gym is empty so I just do speakers but I can't do that when there are people there.
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I have a holder that goes on my arm and my phone slips into it. I just have to make sure to position my headphones wire correctly so I don't fuck it up.
 
they have a clip. they go wherever you can clip them on. like a strap or your waist band.

or your collar.
 
Wings said:
I have a holder that goes on my arm and my phone slips into it. I just have to make sure to position my headphones wire correctly so I don't fuck it up.
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The first time I did this I stuck my phone in my shorts pocket but it just slipped out. Then I figured, oh, I'm benching, I'll just lie down, put the phone on my chest and go for it! Nope! And then the tangle with the damn earbud wires

When I run I just hold it, which is annoying but I'm trying to do strength training now and I might actually have to go buy equipment
 
pointless said:
they have a clip. they go wherever you can clip them on. like a strap or your waist band.

or your collar.
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Ohhhhhhh

And they're lighter too, than if I got a clip thing for my phone since the galaxy s4 is a god damn behemoth
 
Omg wireless bluetooth headphones! I am going to be the BEST cyborg!
 
Now you're getting it. It's not about the work out but how you out look the others.
The others.
 
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