The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

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Less than a year is not "a long time ago", darling.

I saw you untagged yourself in our Facebook pictures too. That was a bit uncalled for....I changed the privacy settings on our Facebook "Drive In Adventures" photo album immediately after you asked me to.

It wasn't the pictures themselves I objected to; it was the very unflattering poses you insisted on posting. Next time tell your smarmy little friend to focus the camera.

Changing the privacy settings from "friends" to "public" wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I requested that.
 
It wasn't the pictures themselves I objected to; it was the very unflattering poses you insisted on posting. Next time tell your smarmy little friend to focus the camera.

Changing the privacy settings from "friends" to "public" wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I requested that.

Next time I suspect you'll be a bit more specific in your "change the fucking privacy settings NOW Rob!" requests.

And we won't need my friend anymore, I got a selfie stick! :heart:
 
You know that video I took of you eating a hotdog?

Let's just say that Adobe After Effects video editing software is gonna make you a viral porn star.

Whee! Between this and the millions my Nigerian prince will be sending me shortly, I'm gonna be one rich good little witch. :catgrin:
 
Whee! Between this and the millions my Nigerian prince will be sending me shortly, I'm gonna be one rich good little witch. :catgrin:

Well, like the philosopher Voltaire once opined...
"Young and beautiful...Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off...Who'll be turnin' you on?
I will, I will, I will"


I'm glad your income will finally be commiserate with your looks, gorgeous. :rose:
 
We're still talking about her nose? Why don't some ever move on?? It's just a nose.

Actually, had you been paying attention, we've begun casting calls for Des Essientes' first annual Lit Strip-o-rama.

Send a link to your highlight reel and a current physical to Des if you're interested.
 
Actually, had you been paying attention, we've begun casting calls for Des Essientes' first annual Lit Strip-o-rama.

Send a link to your highlight reel and a current physical to Des if you're interested.

Hey! I thought this was a solo gig! I don't share the spotlight with just anyone.
 
Hey! I thought this was a solo gig! I don't share the spotlight with just anyone.

Des promised you "featured attraction" status, with your name above the fold on the program. Stop bein' such an attention hoor! :mad:

p.s. you want in on Lorilei's Reddi-whip challenge? :rose:
 
Des promised you "featured attraction" status, with your name above the fold on the program. Stop bein' such an attention hoor! :mad:

p.s. you want in on Lorilei's Reddi-whip challenge? :rose:
I like that. I do hope my name's spelled correctly.

Hm. This sounds intriguing. Tell me more, please.
 
Who'd like to come ransack my house looking for two pairs of summer shoes I bought last year and am pretty sure I didn't return?
 
I like that. I do hope my name's spelled correctly.

Hm. This sounds intriguing. Tell me more, please.

I'd like to tell you more, but the web page on Lorilei's site that details the Redi-whip challenge refuses to load.

I'm not sure if the $150 surcharge is for everyone or per-person either.

You'd think that someone who charges $200 an hour could afford to get a competent web page designer.
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I would. I'm always good at finding things.

A :kiss: from the pathetic Troll.

I am usually very, very good at finding things, too. The "you returned those to the store last year, silly" option is looking more and more viable.
 
I wanna play in a life sized pacman game without drinking the lousy beer.

I'll do the same, but substitute Pac Man for Robotron 2084.

http://www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/feature/4099/0501.png

http://houseofjeff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/robotron.jpeg

I luuuuuuuuved that game. It was basic, but to be able to shoot anywhere independent of your movement was boss. Perfect stress relief. I'd kill to get my mitts on an original standalone to put it in my living room.
 
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