Garnate Needs a New Nose

[Miles Long]

Jesus was Jewish, so I don't know how much bacon would have been appreciated.

I don't think it's any coincidence that Jews and Muslims don't eat bacon and the Middle East is a total hot mess.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I didn't forget, I just didn't want to.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Just like the Magi, but a bit more practical. Kudos, kind sir.

We magicians ought to stick together, madam.

Are you thinking sort of a John Bull and the Yankee Clipper form a Transatlantic Alliance (T&A) the ladies never knew they needed but now that they see it they clamor for more type of thing?

I confess I wasn't but, by God, I am now.

Jesus was Jewish, so I don't know how much bacon would have been appreciated.

Hear ye, hear ye!

And I, in turn, bring the funk and the pain.

Together we comprise half of the legendary Four Hoorsmen Of Teh Litpocalypse.

(JohnnySavage was supposed to bring sweet tea and solo cups, but of course he forgot).

And Teh would have brought potato salad had he not been bunkered up, I suppose?

When do we get to the bit of the party where the girls strip?

 

[eyer]

Partially lying about what?

Here:

She was fucking rimmy, pete and one other guy from here and she said as much.

Thats why she had to leave.

Her big mouth.

None of this is remotely true.

Did pete enjoy that unique talent you have for dancing?

So you and Jelly are two of the butthurts the bozo pete left behind...

...which makes it no surprise that you find such natural affinity with a racist piece of shit like Rubby, who was one of the butthurt bozos Grace supposedly left behind.

BTW:

Are you still in divorce proceedings?

 

[Jennifer]

I don't think it's any coincidence that Jews and Muslims don't eat bacon and the Middle East is a total hot mess.

You are both wise and profound.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I didn't forget, I just didn't want to.

Still pissed about not getting any girl scout cookies, I see.

 

[RobDownSouth]

When do we get to the bit of the party where the girls strip?

We're waiting for Glynndah's replacement "days of the week panties" to arrive. Amazon Prime says guaranteed delivery by Tuesday 8 p.m.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Still pissed about not getting any girl scout cookies, I see.

I was being nice!!! I could have smacked my head and said that I competently forgot about my responsibility to the party goers - implying that their needs were not worthy of my complete and undivided attention.

Instead, I admitted to the fact that I just didn't want to bring anything. I mean... tea? You know how heavy a jug of tea is? I'm not carrying that stuff. Plus, it would slosh around and probably spill all over me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

We're waiting for Glynndah's replacement "days of the week panties" to arrive. Amazon Prime says guaranteed delivery by Tuesday 8 p.m.

I hope there's room for post-its on this panty calendar. I have a to-do list longer than a Leonard Cohen song (thank you, Malcolm Tucker).

 

[glynndah]

When do we get to the bit of the party where the girls strip?

We're waiting for Glynndah's replacement "days of the week panties" to arrive. Amazon Prime says guaranteed delivery by Tuesday 8 p.m.

He's right. I wouldn't be so gauche as to strip in {perhaps that should be "out of"} outdated panties.

 

[DesEsseintes]

He's right. I wouldn't be so gauche as to strip in {perhaps that should be "out of"} outdated panties.

I love striptease etiquette. It's so very Roaring Twenties.

Now I want to invite Josephine Baker and Louise Brooks.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I hope there's room for post-its on this panty calendar. I have a to-do list longer than a Leonard Cohen song (thank you, Malcolm Tucker).

Glynndah's being a bit "rhymes-with-itchy" in the blurt thread. If she bails on us, Lorilei said she'd fill in but she has a $200 per hour rate ($600 minimum) and a strict "no-touching" policy.

Your call.

 

[glynndah]

Glynndah's being a bit "rhymes-with-itchy" in the blurt thread. If she bails on us, Lorilei said she'd fill in but she has a $200 per hour rate ($600 minimum) and a strict "no-touching" policy.

Your call.

Of course I'm witchy! What did you expect?

I said you could touch if your hands were clean. I'll be checking! *stern face*

 

[Jennifer]

Here:





Did pete enjoy that unique talent you have for dancing?

So you and Jelly are two of the butthurts the bozo pete left behind...

...which makes it no surprise that you find such natural affinity with a racist piece of shit like Rubby, who was one of the butthurt bozos Grace supposedly left behind.

BTW:

Are you still in divorce proceedings?

Is this your shy way of asking me out??

I explained about my comment in the other thread.
My butt feels great, no pain at all. I don't know Grace or Rubby.

 

[eyer]

Why are all you partisanly selective gossip girls leery of revealing whether Jelly & rimmer screwed each other behind her husband's back?

Does rimmer make you cry oh so good too, JenJen?

Was it a skank/Jelly/Jennifer triangle that felled poor ol bozo pete...

...being that one day all three were so chummy with the wanker together, and then literally the next all three were vilifying him together?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Of course I'm witchy! What did you expect?

I said you could touch if your hands were clean. I'll be checking! *stern face*

I rinse mine in caustic soda against just such an opportunity. <Innocent look.>

 

[Disgustipated]

So in a crowd of sexual deviants, a cross-dresser and a Unabomber wannabe are the moral compass?

The two most non-pussiest-gettin-mothafuckas.

 

[glynndah]

I rinse mine in caustic soda against just such an opportunity. <Innocent look.>

I'm not fooled by the innocent look, mister.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Of course I'm witchy! What did you expect?

I said you could touch if your hands were clean. I'll be checking! *stern face*

You're adorabe and desirable, but I'll pass on actual physical contact this week since Des will be there. He's been doing the "Playground Doctor" fantasy with Jennifer this week and God knows his personal hygiene was a bit "European" to begin with.

 

[Jennifer]

Why are all you partisanly selective gossip girls leery of revealing whether Jelly & rimmer screwed each other behind her husband's back?

Does rimmer make you cry oh so good too, JenJen?

Was it a skank/Jelly/Jennifer triangle that felled poor ol bozo pete...

...being that one day all three were so chummy with the wanker together, and then literally the next all three were vilifying him together?

You nailed it! It's a huge burden lifted off of me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Why are all you partisanly selective gossip girls leery of revealing whether Jelly & rimmer screwed each other behind her husband's back?

Does rimmer make you cry oh so good too, JenJen?

Was it a skank/Jelly/Jennifer triangle that felled poor ol bozo pete...

...being that one day all three were so chummy with the wanker together, and then literally the next all three were vilifying him together?

Why do I hear this in the voice of Columbo saying 'One more thing...'?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You're adorabe and desirable, but I'll pass on actual physical contact this week since Des will be there. He's been doing the "Playground Doctor" fantasy with Jennifer this week and God knows his personal hygiene was a bit "European" to begin with.

Just because I wouldn't let you shave me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You nailed it! It's a huge burden lifted off of me.

JohnnySavage generally rolls off and starts snoring once he's done with his wimmen.

He's lost quite a bit of weight so it's a tad mean to still call him a "huge burden".

 

[JohnnySavage]

JohnnySavage generally rolls off and starts snoring once he's done with his wimmen.

He's lost quite a bit of weight so it's a tad mean to still call him a "huge burden".

So you've seen my xHamster channel.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Just because I wouldn't let you shave me.

I'm not gonna tell you how to run our stripper parties, I'm just sayin' those hairy Hobbit feet of yours make some of the girls uncomfortable.

They have laser treatments for that now, you know. "one and done"*

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