The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[Mr Noone]

Ah, now I get it. Took a while for the penny to drop.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh? Is that a tradition? Or a temptation?

I was just in a Lehrer kind of mood.

 

[Sean]

If you want to have your mind blown this Saturday evening, Google Graham's Number. This bit from the Wiki is particularly fucked up:

Graham's number is much larger than many other large numbers such as a googol, googolplex, Skewes' number and Moser's number. Indeed, like the last two of those numbers, the observable universe is far too small to contain an ordinary digital representation of Graham's number, assuming that each digit occupies one Planck volume. Even power towers of the form \scriptstyle a ^{ b ^{ c ^{ \cdot ^{ \cdot ^{ \cdot}}}}} are insufficient for this purpose, although it can be described by recursive formulas using Knuth's up-arrow notation or equivalent, as was done by Graham. The last 12 digits of Graham's number are ...262464195387.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Spring cleaning has flooded my system with oxytocin.

Does this have something to do with do with hitting 60?

 

[1HF]

Yeah, I do.

Time to prettify.

 

[Dianthus]

I was just in a Lehrer kind of mood.

I'd forgotten that one!

 

[islandman]

I'm sore.

In a sexy way.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm sore.

In a sexy way.

Tell rimmy to use more lube next time and you won't be as sore.


Unless that's your thing. Not judging, man.

 

[lovetoread]

Thats hot.

 

[pointless]

just use crisco, yo.

 

[pointless]

on a side note: next time i make a pizza the velveeta mozarella melts shit can straight fuck itself. my beard feels like it is made of cheese.

 

[lovetoread]

Velveeta makes a mozzarella cheese?

 

[pointless]

yep. it tastes alright, but it was very, very, very gooey.

as you'd likely expect, really.

ugh.

also, by alright i mean kinda weird, but not terrible.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

hmmmm...

(Why am I imagining that dolf is tormenting TL, with a gleeful gleam in her eye?)

You eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed 20 stitches
To sew up the gash you made with your lash
As we dance to the Masochism Tango

Bash in my brain, and make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again
And say we'll never part
I know too well, I'm underneath your spell
So darling if you smell something burning it's my heart….hic…excuse me…

Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Masochism Tango

 

[Wings]

There was dirt in my ear. The upside: the garden is prepped.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Have someone check your head, and your pubic/ crotch and underarms for ticks.

Record numbers, this year.

 

[pointless]

the skeleton twins was a lot like velveeta mozzarella melts. not terrible, but a kinda paint-by-numbers indie film.

 

[Wings]

We did the tick checks in the shower, they're already bad here. Ick!

 

[trysail]

Google

IS evil.​

​

 

[IrezumiKiss]

We did the tick checks in the shower, they're already bad here. Ick!

Have someone (as in your hunka-hunka ginge) check your pubes and crotch area anyway. Repeatedly, until all reasonable doubt is cleared off the bed...errr...table.

Nothing wrong with being thorough, I says.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

It is almost traumatizing, when battalions of them march out of the marsh, like rows of tanks, right up to your beach towel, while you lie on the sand.


eeeeeee

 

[DesEsseintes]

It is almost traumatizing, when battalions of them march out of the marsh, like rows of tanks, right up to your beach towel, while you lie on the sand.


eeeeeee

Saving Ryan's Privates?

 

[glynndah]

Who are we pissy about? I want to make sure not to be pissed on

if you are unaware of the background to the pissiness then you can't be pissed on. stay in the dark.

It's me, isn't it?

*has no clue*

 

[Wings]

Have someone (as in your hunka-hunka ginge) check your pubes and crotch area anyway. Repeatedly, until all reasonable doubt is cleared off the bed...errr...table.

Nothing wrong with being thorough, I says.

I don't have any pubes!



But I'll make him check again when we get our second wind.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*snerk*

In other thoughts-

Everyone has a tween, do they not?

I hope to the stars, that the UK does not have ticks.

Bending over, is the only way to thoroughly check someone's tween for tick infestation.