The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[dolf]

Thank god I don't have to haul a pair of tits around a tennis court or through a half marathon.

What a pain in the ass that would be.


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it depends if the woman kept perfect pace with you, or if you tripped over her feet.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

8,000 lightning strikes in less than a half hour, in New Orleans

Be careful, out there!

 

[trysail]

it depends if the woman kept perfect pace with you, or if you tripped over her feet.

You're absolutely right. It requires exquisite coordination.


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[Disgustipated]

it depends if the woman kept perfect pace with you, or if you tripped over her feet.

lol @ a woman getting near him.

 

[bluebell]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.

That's one hell of a busy evening.

I'm sorry for whatever shitty thing has happened. Or rather I'm sorry for you. The shitty thing can go fuck itself - I'm not sorry for that.

 

[Phillyguy902]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwdgkG8j7Y

John Goodman in Treme

 

[TwinkleStars]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.

http://code.gracesgraphics.com/1/62842520c3bbf498a2.gif

 

[RobDownSouth]

lol @ a woman getting near him.

Trysail is a woman. Maybe the mustache confused you?

 

[Lorilei]

I have never watched The Thornbirds!

GTFO. Have you read the book?

 

[Lorilei]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.

But I don't wanna get fucked.

You can call me if'n you need to.

 

[Killswitch]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.

Even NN? This could be my in with you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

1. I really need to sleep.
2. I'm really tired.
3. I can't sleep.


Is there a massively boring thread somewhere I can read to help me drift off?

 

[Aphro]

1. I really need to sleep.
2. I'm really tired.
3. I can't sleep.


Is there a massively boring thread somewhere I can read to help me drift off?

Go find an Obama thread on the political board. That'll work like a charm.

 

[pointless]

i shall now watch my second gyllenhaal movie in a row. jake this time. last time it was maggie being a bitch in frank and making me want to hump her again. i mean, she had a thermin, a moog and she was super mean. she was like my dream woman. also, i really liked that movie.

anyway, now nightcrawler. yeah, i've been fucking slacking lately.

 

[Ishmael]

Half way through the gazebo project (rain delays) and on my second beer. Life is good.

Ishmael

 

[Wings]

I have not read the book(s) either.

 

[spacekowboy]

But I don't wanna get fucked.

You can call me if'n you need to.

Dammit. I guess I will just put these Barry White albums away then...

 

[pointless]

jake is very good at being really fucking creepy.

 

[Lorilei]

I have not read the book(s) either.

You sweet girl, you're so young and cute.

Dammit. I guess I will just put these Barry White albums away then...

You sweet boy, you're so young and cute.

 

[Lorilei]

I am not emotionally prepared to watch that yet, even though it's totally been spoiled.

 

[pointless]

yeah, it's not exactly fun, but it's good so far.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am guessing that I will never watch Jake in that film.
This film is not a "fun" kind of creepy.

 

[pointless]

again, it's not fun, but it is good.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Fuck every fucking thing and every fucking person ever.