Newb Losing my LT virginity

[Assologist]

Newb Losing my Lit virginity

My first Lit post ever!

I created a Lit account almost six years ago, but I've been so distracted by JenniferO1's stories that I lost track of time... I'm hoping she'll come out of hiding and sign a few autographs for me.

(I'd like to thank the Academy, my producers, the director, my co-stars...)

All kidding aside- Lit is a great community. How do I know this? I know this because Literotica is my FIRST choice for cock stroking inspiration- specifically you Female Authors, Straight or Bi, of Slender or Average build, between the ages of 21 & 55, who have pictures, and are open to contact.

I truly appreciate the talent represented on Lit, and look forward to getting to know some of you in that unique, never met 'em, kinda grows on you, part of my daily routine, isn't life funny, kinda way. But definitely not the stalker kind of way.

 

[butters]

lit

it's lit
*sigh*

LT has very different connotations

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oddest LT appreciation thread EVAR.
:nods:

 

[InWord]

LT. There's no "I" in LT.


I get it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, so I'm going to warn you. Your PM box is about to explode with Messages from beautiful ladies wanting to get you off. They're going to be slender to average build, with REALLY hard nipples. They're probably going to start off by at least sending you some shots of their tits, maybe even some twat shots. They will probably ask to get on camera so you can watch them masturbate. They'll probably demand it, actually.

I recommend contacting the member eyer. He can show you the ropes here. Let you know which ladies put out. Etc.

Good luck, mate.

 

[Miles Long]

My first LT post ever!

I created an LT account almost six years ago, but I've been so distracted by JenniferO1's stories that I lost track of time... I'm hoping she'll come out of hiding and sign a few autographs for me.

(I'd like to thank the Academy, my producers, the director, my co-stars...)

All kidding aside- LT is a great community. How do I know this? I know this because Literotica is my FIRST choice for cock stroking inspiration- specifically you Female Authors, Straight or Bi, of Slender or Average build, between the ages of 21 & 55, who have pictures, and are open to contact.

I truly appreciate the talent represented on LT, and look forward to getting to know some of you in that unique, never met 'em, kinda grows on you, part of my daily routine, isn't life funny, kinda way. But definitely not the stalker kind of way.

I've been reading Lit stories since the late 90s and never once seen it referred to as LT. Well done. LT = Lawrence Taylor, so unless you want to talk about snapping Joe Theisman's leg or cocaine, please just call it Lit like everyone else does. It'll cut down on the confusion.

All kidding aside- LT is a great community. How do I know this? I know this because Literotica is my FIRST choice for cock stroking inspiration- specifically you Female Authors, Straight or Bi, of Slender or Average build, between the ages of 21 & 55, who have pictures, and are open to contact.

Well that narrows it down a bit.


Anyway, welcome to the boards!

 

[Wings]

My first Lit post ever!

I created a Lit account almost six years ago, but I've been so distracted by JenniferO1's stories that I lost track of time... I'm hoping she'll come out of hiding and sign a few autographs for me.

(I'd like to thank the Academy, my producers, the director, my co-stars...)

All kidding aside- Lit is a great community. How do I know this? I know this because Literotica is my FIRST choice for cock stroking inspiration- specifically you Female Authors, Straight or Bi, of Slender or Average build, between the ages of 21 & 55, who have pictures, and are open to contact.

I truly appreciate the talent represented on Lit, and look forward to getting to know some of you in that unique, never met 'em, kinda grows on you, part of my daily routine, isn't life funny, kinda way. But definitely not the stalker kind of way.

The ones in bold are actually dudes. So you might have gotten the bi part right.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, are you really an assologist? If so, I've got some questions about some bumps. For a friend, I mean. Not my ass.

 

[Pookie]

What a coincidence! LT will be losing his virginity too!

I bet he jizzes his ninja turtle undies when he sees this thread.

 

[InWord]

This thread could use a little more jizz.

 

[Miles Long]

So you're the reason I couldn't register the name Assologist!

 

[Wings]

You have to hand it to this clueless dude, no numbers in his name. Good job. Who knew that nick was still available?

 

[Miles Long]

You have to hand it to this clueless dude, no numbers in his name. Good job. Who knew that nick was still available?

This explains why I was unable to get that nick in October 2009. Missed it by that much!

 

[Pookie]

If he hangs around, he'll be called 'ass'.

 

[Assologist]

Fixed- LIT, not LT

LIT, not LT. Got it.

Wow. Tough crowd.

Please feel free to detect the humor in my original post, I know it's hump day, but...

 

[Miles Long]

I'm already confusing this thread with that one about dressing like a whore at 3 am. Sigh, I need more coffee.

 

[Wings]

He should go meet the 3am whore. They might hit it off.

As for you, OP, if you have been on Lit for years you would know better than to post such a thread in the GB. Go to the Authors forum, go to the Personals, anywhere other than here.


Someone asked me why I'm so mean to new people and it's because of laziness. All you had to do was take a look through the forum you are thinking of posting in, see that this ISN'T the fluffy board and find one that is.

 

[Disgustipated]

My nipples can cut glass and my junk is smooth. I had a waxologist clean me right up.

 

[1HF]

I'm already confusing this thread with that one about dressing like a whore at 3 am. Sigh, I need more coffee.

You have hard nipples, slender legs AND a beautiful ass. The OP is going to be all over you like flies on shit.

 

[Assologist]

If he hangs around, he'll be called 'ass'.

Pookie,
You misspelled archaeologist in your signature- you need to add an A after the H.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You've still not told me if you could assist me with my ass problems. I mean, assist my friend.

This thread could use a little more jizz.

jizz hands- my preferred alternative to jazz hands

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Now I'm wondering if proctologist is available.

 

[Miles Long]

You have hard nipples, slender legs AND a beautiful ass. The OP is going to be all over you like flies on shit.

You say the sweetest things.

 

[Pookie]

Pookie,
You misspelled archaeologist in your signature- you need to add an A after the H.

Byron mispelled it. You'll have to take it up with him.

 

[1HF]

You say the sweetest things.

I try. I just want to see you happily settled down with the right assologist.