Goodbye.

[Lancecastor]

I have been trying to avoid posting this, but I guess I should let you know, out of courtesy.

I've enjoyed my time here, but I have to leave.

Female aliens have been scouring the Earth for that one exceptionally intelligent , handsome man with a legendary enormous penis.

Obviously you guys have nothing to fear in this regard.

 

[Aphro]

https://nationalpostcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/penis.jpg?w=620

Goodbye. Say hello to Harper for me.

 

[Que]

Damn... I was SO in the running. I just got word that, I lost out in the final round. On the day I was born all the nurses gathered 'round to gaze in wide wonder at the joy they had found...

Congratulations Lance. It should have been clear from your name alone. The "bigger man" won. Hat tip.

 

[Brollyanna]

I have been trying to avoid posting this, but I guess I should let you know, out of courtesy.

I've enjoyed my time here, but I have to leave.

Female aliens have been scouring the Earth for that one exceptionally intelligent , handsome man with a legendary enormous penis.

Obviously you guys have nothing to fear in this regard.

Dear female aliens,

You're going with Lance? Are you mad?
When I said that he was a big dick, that wasn't what I meant.

Well, as long as this doesn't cause an intergalactic feud, I guess you'll just have to deal with your decision. You're big girls, after all. Really.

Regards

Brolly

 

[Saint Peter]

See ya on the next big one.

 

[pointless]

mmmhmm. that's great.

 

[MagicFingers]

Bye

Good luck on the other side.

 

[Sammael Bard]

So, if you post here again, does that mean you've been rejected?

Just askin'

 

[RawHumor]

So, if you post here again, does that mean you've been rejected?

Just askin'

No. He's been prequalified.

If he posts again, it means it's a pod-Lance. He's been body-snatched.

Snatched.

 

[SkAoUt]

Lance, not long ago...

http://3hvfzc2w6u7kruih321x50k11vq.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Alien-1.png

A husk of his former self.

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/312/984/2984312.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are they taking mike yates, too?

 

[Noor]

Are they taking mike yates, too?

Hi Birdie! I am making everything free pancakes...

 

[Tryharder62]

So are you going to help the female aliens find him?

 

[Noor]

Golem, they are all golem.

 

[Mischka]

Send pics.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Pity. I was thinking about showing him my tits.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

NO! Why can't you just have an indefinite hiatus? Like Jay-Z? :'(

 

[Pookie]

Another n00b that couldn't cut it on the GeeBee.

Actually, nobody knew this, but Lance is really an ice road trucker. His leaving Earth is the result of global warming.

I blame Bush and Obama.

 

[Lancecastor]

Wow, what a night!

First they wanted me to tell them a story about my penis.

But it was too long, so they sent me back.

 

[kbate]

"tell them a story" is obviously euphemism for: enjoyed the anal probe too much

 

[Pookie]

Wow, what a night!

First they wanted me to tell them a story about my penis.

But it was too long, so they sent me back.

What kind of experiments did they do?

http://bdsmtorturecomics.com/self-cock-torture/3/penis-torture-and-cock-bondage.jpg

 

[1HF]

Fucking hell, Pookie.

Poor Lance will never be the same.

 

[Pookie]

Fucking hell, Pookie.

Poor Lance will never be the same.

He got his pipes cleaned. He should be good to go now.

 

[kbate]

http://www.ingame.de/files/2013/06/Saints-Row-4-Wegen-Alien-Anal-Probe-zu-hart-für-Australien-2.jpg