The Isolated Blurt Thread XVI: The Butthurt Starts Here

[spacekowboy]

I don't think many other than myself (me?) are vegetarians.

I'm a vagatarian.

 

[pointless]

I'm a vagatarian.

you must get your meat from a weird-ass butcher, man.

 

[Miles Long]

I saw this one today:

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Ha! That sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would have said.

 

[yossi]

baby killing chicken rapist!

Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

Eggs are like fetus meat.

Eggs are delicious - especially local, fresh eggs. Such different taste from store bought. Bright orange yolk. Yum.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm ambivalent toward eggs. They have their place I suppose.

I rarely eat a chunk of dead flesh. I prefer my meat as an ingredient in a larger feast.

 

[Lorilei]

Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!



Eggs are delicious - especially local, fresh eggs. Such different taste from store bought. Bright orange yolk. Yum.

I love you.

 

[Wings]

I'm a vagatarian.

I was that too for a few years. Now you can have my servings.

 

[Miles Long]

Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!



Eggs are delicious - especially local, fresh eggs. Such different taste from store bought. Bright orange yolk. Yum.

I'm convinced - who wants a souffle?

 

[pointless]

i actually had scrambled eggs this morning. they were delicious with some tapatio.

 

[spacekowboy]

you most get your meat from a weird-ass butcher, man.

It is in someone's dank basement...

 

[spacekowboy]

I was that too for a few years. Now you can have my servings.

Okay, I'm going to fap to that.

 

[Wings]

There are levels: vegan (no animal products), ovo-lacto (eggs and dairy), pescetarian (vegetarian plus fish/seafood)

 

[Que]

Aw...poor widdle guy. Only Chumley and Mom acknowledged his big day.

 

[Wings]

Okay, I'm going to fap to that.

You're welcome!

 

[JohnnySavage]

On second thought: I'm basically paleo. Not for any reason other than I like paleo stuff.

 

[pointless]

you eat old things?

 

[Wings]

I need cheese.

 

[yossi]

I love you.

'Cause of the Guthrie quote or because of eggs?

I'm ambivalent toward eggs. They have their place I suppose.

I rarely eat a chunk of dead flesh. I prefer my meat as an ingredient in a larger feast.

They are my favorite breakfast food.

I'm convinced - who wants a souffle?

Quiche!

i actually had scrambled eggs this morning. they were delicious with some tapatio.

I had some for dinner with sweet potatoes. Quick and filling.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

my family inhales dairy.

 

[spacekowboy]

You're welcome!

picsplz.

 

[Wings]

picsplz.

Ha! I'm going to need some cheese.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

quiche needs bacon. and dairy.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ha! I'm going to need some cheese.

I've got colbyjack. Not the sexiest choice.

 

[Wings]

I've got colbyjack. Not the sexiest choice.

Get back to me when you've got some aged cheddar.

 

[pointless]

I had some for dinner with sweet potatoes. Quick and filling.

mine was an almost, but not really denver omelet because i suck at omelets and i forgot that there was ore than just green pepper in the fridge until it was too late.

I've got colbyjack. Not the sexiest choice.

the coward's cheddar cheese.