Guys, what do you wear?

[parodyluvr75]

I prefer my men naked and doing housework.

Please post naked pictures of yourself to apply.

 

[duranman]

A tattoo of you on my knob..

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's the only way you'd get me or any female on your knob.

 

[DesEsseintes]

That's the only way you'd get me or any female on your knob.

It's beautifully done, though. A perfect miniature.

 

[yossi]

I love being naked lounging around the house together. He has the most adorable tushy.

 

[pointless]

That's the only way you'd get me or any female on your knob.

well, that and prostitutes.

if only he had the money.

 

[Jackoffking]

http://www.ecouterre.com/wp-content...hyb-recycled-cigarette-clothing-2-537x402.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's beautifully done, though. A perfect miniature.

With his knob they'd need a magnifying glass.

well, that and prostitutes.

if only he had the money.

I'm sure he says that all the time.

I love being naked lounging around the house together. He has the most adorable tushy.

Naked lounging my favorite.

http://www.ecouterre.com/wp-content...hyb-recycled-cigarette-clothing-2-537x402.jpg

The only way you'd be hot is if someone tried to set you on fire.

 

[duranman]

That's the only way you'd get me or any female on your knob.

You're one flirtatious bitch...

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're one flirtatious bitch...

I'm hot but not for you.

 

[Jackoffking]

For me right man?

 

[The Greek]

I prefer my men naked and doing housework.

Please post naked pictures of yourself to apply.

Is that why you are throwing me out?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UnwI7vwh2gA/T_z9vF-9gkI/AAAAAAAAAeE/PNKo-mNaImc/s1600/The-Jerk-Steve-Martin_300.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, not enough dusting.

 

[parodyluvr75]

For me right man?

Yeah, sure doll.

 

[The Greek]

Yes, not enough dusting.

Well...after you yelled at me for using a feather duster...

 

[Tryharder62]

Where are all the naked pictures?

 

[thør]

I prefer my men naked and doing housework.

Please post naked pictures of yourself to apply.

I just put the cash on the fridge with a magnet holding it. And the cleaning fairy comes and the house is magically clean. Sometimes I'm dressed when i do this, and sometimes I'm not.

 

[SassySpitfire]

OK! What am I missing?.... Oh! Yeah! Naked chipendales in high heels with their feather dusters neatly inserted in their bums... Now...that's a challenge !

 

[thør]

http://2dr6im40ed8k3x1nrl46aeect7h.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ChipDale.jpg

 

[snugglestruggle]

With his knob they'd need a magnifying glass.

In that case, he doesn't have a knob, that's a pushbutton.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Where are all the naked pictures?

I'm wondering the same thing.

In that case, he doesn't have a knob, that's a pushbutton.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I prefer my men naked and doing housework.

i have a naked manservant for that. i do permit him to wear an apron whilst frying up the bacon.

 

[suckonsimon]

i have a naked manservant for that. i do permit him to wear an apron whilst frying up the bacon.

Please Honey let him wear it when he's slicing the zucchini too

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Please Honey let him wear it when he's slicing the zucchini too

good morning, Simon.

yes, of course i will! it wouldn't do to damage the veg, now would it?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Where are all the naked pictures?

Not content with us doing the housework AND being naked you want us to take time out to take a selfie and post it here?

No chance. WE have dusting to do. Then vacuuming, laundry, drying, cooking, washing up, drying up, windows to clean... The work never stops. Is it really to much to ask you to stop staring and drooling and maybe help out once in a while?