This guy is having sex with...

[Mike_Yates]

This dude is having sex with Heathyr Hoffman.

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40446/30fe1c404457296.jpg http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/40446/0bdd6f404457297.jpg http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40446/34c9d2404457300.jpg http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/40446/2db0ea404457302.jpg

 

[snugglestruggle]

This dude is having sex with Heathyr Hoffman.

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40446/30fe1c404457296.jpg http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/40446/0bdd6f404457297.jpg http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40446/34c9d2404457300.jpg http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/40446/2db0ea404457302.jpg

maybe she just wants to make you jealous?

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

She probably just fell in love with the bodyguard she had to hire to protect herself from you. It's kinda like Kevin Costner & Whitney Houston in, "The Bodyguard".

YOUR MADNESS DROVE HER INTO HIS ARMS!!! HAPPY NOW?

 

[Setanta84]

She probably just fell in love with the bodyguard she had to hire to protect herself from you. It's kinda like Kevin Costner & Whitney Houston in, "The Bodyguard".

YOUR MADNESS DROVE HER INTO HIS ARMS!!! HAPPY NOW?

I laughed so hard at this.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I laughed so hard at this.

Thank you!
I'll be here all week!
Don't forget to tip your server.

 

[Jennifer]

Now it will be a double murder that we read about.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I hope she breaks up with that guy and starts dating the lead singer of Nickelback. If the visual of Chad Kroger's dick inside of Heathyr Hoffman doesn't quench Mike's insane lust for her, then I don't know what will.

HOLY SHIT!!! I think it may have already happened Mike...check it out!

http://us.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/celebrities/2014091721004/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-set-to-divorce/0-111-467/avril-chad3--z.jpg

 

[Mike_Yates]

From what I understand, they live about 200 miles apart in the same state, and they exchange nude photos and sex videos back and forth to sexually gratify each other because they have a distance relationship.

On her smartphone and computer, and probably somewhere in online cloud storage, there are GRAPHIC nude photos of Heathyr's vagina and anus also featuring finger and sex toy insertion.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/03/02/620/10754714.gif?site=sex&user=ulia3535

 

[Mike_Yates]

He's definitely got graphic porno pictures and videos of her.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

From what I understand, they live about 200 miles apart in the same state, and they exchange nude photos and sex videos back and forth to sexually gratify each other because they have a distance relationship.

On her smartphone and computer, and probably somewhere in online cloud storage, there are GRAPHIC nude photos of Heathyr's vagina and anus also featuring finger and sex toy insertion.

From what I understand, no one here gives a shit about Heathyr Hoffman. FYI, if you are wondering, we won't care tomorrow, or the next week, or the next century as well. Every Lit member here will consistently not give a shit about Heathyr Hoffmann.

Even if the mainstream news ran a story tomorrow that they have video evidence that Heathyr Hoffman fucked an alien & then mowed down the President with an M134 Minigun like Mac in the movie, "Predator", I along with everyone else here would still not give two shits about Heathyr "Fucking" Hoffman.

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/b/bd/PredatorM134handheld-10.jpg/600px-PredatorM134handheld-10.jpg

 

[PoppingTom]

From what I understand, no one here gives a shit about Heathyr Hoffman.

Mike does. And that's no bad thing. He could do worse.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There's not a condom thick enough...

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Mike does. And that's no bad thing. He could do worse.

Of course we know that Mike does. He won't stop fucking reminding us with the same post over and over and over again. He's like that one guy that everyone knows at work. He/she has only one interest so that is essentially the only thing that you ever hear come out of his/her mouth. It could be scrapbooking, or pro wrestling or making fishing lures, whatever! That's all you will ever hear from them. It doesn't matter if you work with that person for 20+ years...same shit, different day.

That's Mike...even after he's gets imprisoned for wearing Heathyr's skin like a cape, he will continue to annoy the fuck out of his cellmate with Heathyr Hoffmann stories.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

bottom line......unhealthy obsession.

 

[Setanta84]

bottom line......unhealthy obsession.

Yeah, in another thread, he basically copped to joining Fetlife purely to cyberstalk her and then, totally unrelatedly, she apparently left that service.

This thread tells me I really enjoy Mellow's sense of humor--but I really fear those jokes will turn out to be eerily prescient.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Heathyr posted these photos on her fetlife profile.

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40462/8bb97a404618054.jpg http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/40462/f02697404618056.jpg http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/40462/cf35bf404618057.jpg http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/40462/ef0f25404618061.jpg http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/40462/83136a404618063.jpg http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40462/ba9f20404618064.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

Now it will be a double murder that we read about.

With a suicide chaser.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Heathyr posted these photos on her fetlife profile.

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40462/8bb97a404618054.jpg http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/40462/f02697404618056.jpg http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/40462/cf35bf404618057.jpg http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/40462/ef0f25404618061.jpg http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/40462/83136a404618063.jpg http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40462/ba9f20404618064.jpg

Anyone else weirded out that Mike just ignores all the posts referring to him as a stalker/future murderer and posts more pics of Heathyr like it will somehow change our position, "Ohhh, these pictures pushed me over the top. Now I realize that Heather Hoffman is a sex goddess (my bad Mike)". In that way, Mike is kinda like a Scientologist/Anti-Vaccer.

 

[Setanta84]

Anyone else weirded out that Mike just ignores all the posts referring to him as a stalker/future murderer and posts more pics of Heathyr like it will somehow change our position, "Ohhh, these pictures pushed me over the top. Now I realize that Heather Hoffman is a sex goddess (my bad Mike)". In that way, Mike is kinda like a Scientologist/Anti-Vaccer.

You can see evidence of her laziness and lack of care for detail in that ropework.

Still, the obsession is creepy as fuck. I just deleted a pretty black bind/kill joke because it didn't enjoy enough space from what I think is actually feasible here.

 

[Jennifer]

[skin. huddersUOTE=phrodeau;67031235]With a suicide chaser.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. While wearing her skin as a cloak.

 

[lovetoread]

Exactly. While wearing her skin as a cloak.

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

 

[Mike_Yates]

This is what one of Heathyr Hoffman's friends said to me.

http://thumbnails105.imagebam.com/40471/6f84ab404700706.jpg http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/40471/fc6e06404700707.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://birddata.verticallabs.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/82166161.jpg

 

[Littlefinger]

Why are people accusing Yates of wanting to murder or harm this girl?

I'm pretty sure he's said repeatedly that he does not ever want to meet her and he is pretty asexual with real life intimate relationships. It's a fantasy. Unhealthy? Yes. Obsessive? Yes. But it is literally hurting nobody. These repetitive threads hurt nobody. He didn't stalk her and take these pictures himself. These are things he found out there. Granted, his cajoling her close friends or ex lovers to get him access to private videos is pretty borderline creepy. But if we're gonna condemn him about this thread posting behavior, the picture collecting, the articulated fantasies and the game character renditions, then somebody needs to call Michael Fassbender, because things are getting kinda out of hand on my end. I lurk the latest tweets on the spotFassy Twitter just to get a glimpse of photos of him at airports ffs(I just want to make sure he's dressed appropriately for the weather and to make note of the state of his ginger-beard).

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