My gorgeous ass

Yeah, one of those fucked up jellos from the 70's with fucking ham and shit in it.
 
Yeah, one of those fucked up jellos from the 70's with fucking ham and shit in it.

There's a type of jello that has fish in it. Bryan Fuller is kind of obsessed with it. It's shown up on a few of his shows and has shown up on Hannibal twice, I think.
 
There is also a kind of jello that comes in the shape of a pudding pop and in small dark rooms where hopeful actresses wait to audition, they whisper, 'Beware the pudding-pop man, he'll make you famous...for a price.'
 
There's a type of jello that has fish in it. Bryan Fuller is kind of obsessed with it. It's shown up on a few of his shows and has shown up on Hannibal twice, I think.

Who the fuck is Bryan Fuller?
 
He's a writer-producer best known for shows like Star Trek: Voyager, Pushing Up Daisies, Dead Like Me, and Hannibal.

I see he wrote 2 of the worst episodes of DS9, and many of the shittier episodes of Voyager, which is really saying something because Voyager sucks ass in the first place.
 
I see he wrote 2 of the worst episodes of DS9, and many of the shittier episodes of Voyager, which is really saying something because Voyager sucks ass in the first place.

Voyager sucked mainly because the constraints the suits and producers of the franchise put on it. The 2000s version of BSG took the basic premise of Voyager and ran with it and was a great show.

He was also a kid just out of school and living with his parents when he sold his specs for DS9 back when television shows had open submission policies. Judging him as a writer based on those is kind of unfair.
 
I mean, they all look and sound really disgusting, and I hate to think of what they smell like, but I would totally put them in my mouth.

I had a girl give a similar response when I sent her a dick pic.
 
Is it weird that I want to try them? Perhaps because my brain is telling my mouth that I enjoy jelly. Silly brain.

I mean, they all look and sound really disgusting, and I hate to think of what they smell like, but I would totally put them in my mouth.

They seem like diet recipes from the 1970s, when the sugar industry had convinced Americans fat and not sugar makes you fat and movement conservatism had just convinced people you could have world renown public research institutions and first world civil infrastructure without paying for any of it. They are probably revolting.
 
I think they both sound disgusting! :eek:

They do, but it's like they say - don't knock it until you try it.

Brawn is yum, honest. It's almost like...cold meat spread. Not as flavoursome as paté, but similar because it's meat based. Not the same consistency of course, more like a congealed stock. Like the jelly that forms around chicken when it's cold. From the bones.
 
Come to think of it, brawn is EXACTLY like cold chicken with the congealed jelly. Except it's pork. With herbs and whatever else you decide to put in it.
 
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