On a scale of 1-10, where do you rank yourself as a human being?

[GimpyIntellect]

Give me your stats.

 

[smoothg103rd]

10 on loyalty.
4 on intelligence.
7 on athleticism
8 on anger problem.
10 on sex skills.
1 on cooking.
3 on cleaning.
10 on fighting.

 

[Wings]

I am fully human so I'll say 10. Back when I was partly android it would have been a different number.

 

[islandman]

1 being sub-human and 10 being human?

Or vice versa?

 

[yourm0m]

6.4 on the Turing scale.

 

[FGB]

Wayyyy to human!

 

[pointless]

human? how quaint.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

A lot of smart aleck replies in this thread.

Thank you, Smooth, for taking this seriously.

You're a 10 in my book, champ.

 

[smoothg103rd]

A lot of smart aleck replies in this thread.

Thank you, Smooth, for taking this seriously.

You're a 10 in my book, champ.

I play by the book.

 

[marshalt]

Like a 89 or something around there.

 

[patient1]

I'm certainly not perfect.
I try to be a good person, and the people I deal with seem to think so. Call me a 9.
When I'm awake.

Because when I'm asleep I'm an obnoxious snorer. As bad as anyone I've ever heard according to complaints and recordings. Then I'm a -10.

So figure 9 X 16 waking hours plus -10 X 8 sleeping hours =
146 - 80 = 66 divided by 24 = 2.75

I'm a 2.75 on a scale of 1-10.

....unless I figured that wrong. Which probably means that I'm suffering ill affects from oxygen deprivation as I sleep. I'd deduct another half point for that.

But the trouble with this kind of thing is that we tend to skew our results in our own favor, and if we don't have anything to be proud of we probably won't volunteer the information about ourselves.

As I've often pointed out in the cock size threads- self selected, self appraised data tends to be more impressive on average than objective data on random samples. I guess doing that makes us more human.


Regardless, I try to be a good person.

 

[Setanta84]

I'm an educated, good-hearted, well-traveled, cultured guy with discerning tastes, a good sense of humor and his own firm.

On the other hand, I'm transparently damaged, don't really handle anger well, kind of have a superiority complex, really like liquor and drugs, don't let things go easily, and can't seem to turn down crazy but hot pussy.

So, on balance, I'll give myself a 6.75 out of 10.

 

[pointless]

menschliches, allzumenschliches.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

2. I think my cock sucking skills are sufficient. The only thing I'm good for.

 

[RedStarFic]

Welk, on the scale I would apply (and we're probably all measuring against different things) I try to be a 10, I really do, but in reality I'm probably a 7.

I simply have too many weaknesses that I act upon to rank higher.

 

[Hypoxia]

As a Martian-American, I'm off the scale. Somewhere. Some degree or direction in some multi-dimensional matrix. Imaginary coefficients are involved. The equation describing my location re: the scale would be too complex to post here. Consider yourselves lucky.

 

[butters]

i have my flaws but i'd like me, so probably around a 7 - with room for improvement

 

[BotanyBoy]

like a 1 or maybe a 2....I'm a scum bag.

 

[oggbashan]

As oggbashan?

Zero or a minus number.

I was a pre-Noah's flood giant, killed by the Israelites many centuries BC, so I'm the ghost of a giant who wasn't human in the first place.

 

[girlsmiley]

Give me your stats.

You're asking?

10. 12.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://www.politusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/volume-knob-11-guitar-amp.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I delivered two kidneys for transplant this morning.


Saving lives, God damn it!!!


I guess I'll do . . . .

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I'm shocked at the number of unseemly characters floating around this place.

Thank goodness for the likes of Smooth and Wat_Tyler to balance things out.

 

[Aphro]

I'm a solid 7 Maybe even a 7.5 on a good day with no swearing.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I like myself

I think I'm grand

I give me a 10, but your mileage may vary.