The Dangers of Being Well-Hung

[desertslave]

Don't be banging on the cervix so rough, dude! Some ladies don't like that.

http://news.aazah.com/content/woman...t-injuring-her-cervix-during-sex#.VTHCcCHBzRb

 

[LesLumens]

Some?

I'd be willing to put a pretty healthy wager on "damn near all" myself

 

[slyc_willie]

The comments alone are worthy of a decent stand-up, if done right.

Beyond that, I can't be bothered to defend either way. Middle-aged cougar fucks well-hung stud . . . even at its core it's still a bare-bones erotica story.

But . . . throw in some twists and angles (beyond the "I can't have kids 'cuz he fucked me too hard!"), I could do something with it.

 

[Handley_Page]

Didn't we see something like this reported a little while ago ?
She sued for divorce, though.

 

[Setanta84]

Florida. Of course. It's always Florida, Texas, or South Carolina.

 

[lovecraft68]

I always thought the biggest danger of being well hung was a broken neck.

 

[glynndah]

I always thought the biggest danger of being well hung was a broken neck.

That's "well hanged", sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

 

[lovecraft68]

That's "well hanged", sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

Duly noted

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I always thought the biggest danger of being well hung was a broken neck.

For us real well-hung girls the worry is sitting on them.

 

[TxRad]

For us real well-hung girls the worry is sitting on them.

Real well-hung girls?

JBJ, you need to read the handbook again. I think you missed something.

 

[lovecraft68]

Real well-hung girls?

JBJ, you need to read the handbook again. I think you missed something.

Then you read that the way I did....

 

[glynndah]

For us real well-hung, girls, the worry is sitting on them. ?

It's rather awkward, but this could work. Maybe.

 

[Hypoxia]

That's "well hanged", sweetie.

Being hanged supposedly-reputedly engenders massive erections. One, anyway. Aren't there stories of post-mortem intercourse? "She knew she could not let that go to waste..."

 

[R. Richard]

That's "well hanged", sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

Tell it like it is!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For us real well-hung, girls, the worry is sitting on them. ?

It's rather awkward, but this could work. Maybe.

In your case well-hung is a bigger target to claw and batter and kick.

 

[desertslave]

The comments alone are worthy of a decent stand-up, if done right.

Beyond that, I can't be bothered to defend either way. Middle-aged cougar fucks well-hung stud . . . even at its core it's still a bare-bones erotica story.

But . . . throw in some twists and angles (beyond the "I can't have kids 'cuz he fucked me too hard!"), I could do something with it.

Middle-aged? 34 is middle aged now? Fuck, I'd better go tombstone shopping in a hurry!

Riding cowgirl with the well-endowed is definitely not fun. I learned, the hard way, that ovary ping-pong is NOT entertaining.

 

[Setanta84]

Middle-aged? 34 is middle aged now? Fuck, I'd better go tombstone shopping in a hurry!

Riding cowgirl with the well-endowed is definitely not fun. I learned, the hard way, that ovary ping-pong is NOT entertaining.

It's always been that or below, when you consider most people who die of natural causes now die in their early 70s.

 

[Everyday_Man]

I always heard being overly hung was dangerous because practitioners of voodoo like to chop the cock and use it for love potions and testosterone boosters (before the supplements). ... Beware of Little Haiti and Havana.

 

[sr71plt]

If the guy hadn't written stories for Literotica and been embarrassed away from giving measurements, his ad on Craig's List could have been clearer, she would have avoided him, and he'd be alive today and she wouldn't be in jail. So guess who's fault all of this is . . .