I Swear No One Likes Me

[Boxtoz]

I swear no one likes me

I'm a boring person and I think I'm a person only a mother could love... I'm very lonely and no one talks to me.

 

[Hypoxia]

If your apartment doesn't have a gas oven, you're stuck here. Resign yourself to your fate. Get a dog. Bulldogs are great; they lie around sleeping most of the day. Learn a musical instrument, maybe a tuba. Subscribe to online pr0n sites. Post vicious screeds. Stay tense.

 

[AZMotherLover]

Don't listen to him. Bulldogs fart. A lot. Trust me on this one.

 

[John Doe]

Talking like that isn't going to do you any favors. Not in the long run anyway. You might get a sympathetic pat on the shoulder or something like that, but before long people will just avoid you.

*pats you sympathetically on the shoulder*

 

[bronzeage]

I'm a boring person and I think I'm a person only a mother could love... I'm very lonely and no one talks to me.

Change your name to something overtly feminine(sugarynipples4U,etc) and put up an anime character in a school uniform for your profile pic. You want have time to answer all the mail.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Zero to Bulldog Farts in 53 minutes flat.

God I love the General Board!

 

[bronzeage]

Zero to Bulldog Farts in 53 minutes flat.

God I love the General Board!

I bet bulldogfarts4U would get a lot of pm's.

 

[Pookie]

I bet bulldogfarts4U would get a lot of pm's.

I didn't think Lilith was still around. *shrugs*

 

[RobDownSouth]

I didn't think Lilith was still around. *shrugs*

*laughing* the very first.....VERY FIRST....day I was ever on Lit was the day Lilith discussed her love of dogfucking. I remember thinking I'd seriously gone through the looking glass.

 

[jezzilee]

Talking like that isn't going to do you any favors. Not in the long run anyway. You might get a sympathetic pat on the shoulder or something like that, but before long people will just avoid you.

*pats you sympathetically on the shoulder*

...and avoids like the plague in the future?

 

[patient1]

Have you tried Facebook? I understand that there is a lot of liking over there.

 

[Pookie]

*laughing* the very first.....VERY FIRST....day I was ever on Lit was the day Lilith discussed her love of dogfucking. I remember thinking I'd seriously gone through the looking glass.

I thought it was all just a joke at first. Then the shit got real.

 

[Garnate]

If your apartment doesn't have a gas oven, you're stuck here. Resign yourself to your fate. Get a dog. Bulldogs are great; they lie around sleeping most of the day. Learn a musical instrument, maybe a tuba. Subscribe to online pr0n sites. Post vicious screeds. Stay tense.

This gets 5 stars.

 

[Pookie]

This gets 5 stars.

4 stars from me. It needed weapons. The tuba comes close though.

 

[Garnate]

4 stars from me. It needed weapons. The tuba comes close though.

You're sexy when you're violent, but you already knew that. *Fap*

 

[Pookie]

You're sexy when you're violent, but you already knew that. *Fap*

Now I need an orgasm. *Fap*

 

[Garnate]

Now I need an orgasm. *Fap*

Would slapping me around help? I'm willing to take one for the team if you're going to take your top off.

 

[Noor]

I'm a boring person and I think I'm a person only a mother could love... I'm very lonely and no one talks to me.

Maybe if you stopped swearing?

 

[Pookie]

Would slapping me around help? I'm willing to take one for the team if you're going to take your top off.

Angry sex is the hottest.

 

[Lancecastor]

*laughing* the very first.....VERY FIRST....day I was ever on Lit was the day Lilith discussed her love of dogfucking. I remember thinking I'd seriously gone through the looking glass.

Those were the days, my friend.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Angry sex is the hottest.

Team players AND grudge fucks...and here I thought this was going to be a boring day!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't even know the OP and already I dislike him.

 

[Que]

Maybe if you stopped swearing?

Or at least added some colorful vulgarity to his swearing.

I don't even know the OP and already I dislike him.

Oh, I am pretty sure we have all disliked him in a recent past life.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Would slapping me around help? I'm willing to take one for the team if you're going to take your top off.

I support this action.

Take your top off or I'll start a poll asking if you should take your top off.

And if I do that then there will be nothing but disappointment.

 

[1HF]

Would slapping me around help? I'm willing to take one for the team if you're going to take your top off.

I could have slapped you before taking my bra off at the bar?

Or at least added some colorful vulgarity to his swearing.



Oh, I am pretty sure we have all disliked him in a recent past life.

He seems familiar...