Removing Cum Stains

[englishr99]

Anyone have an suggestions on how to remove cum stains from furniture?

 

[eyer]

Anyone have an suggestions on how to remove cum stains from furniture?

Use your lips and suck like a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Hypoxia]

Hot flames always worked for me.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Baby wipes, mr. clean magic eraser or soap and water.

 

[phrodeau]

Pour hot coffee on them.

 

[doowdniw]

Tomato and egg works wonders.

 

[yossi]

We had a guy returning DVDs with his semen in them. You can't make this shit up. PSA: Don't do that please. Stop.

 

[Miles Long]

Just cover the furniture in cum so it all looks the same.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Miles Long]

Practical AND fun advice! We can always count on you!

I'm nothing if not practical and fun.

 

[Elixxxher]

Oxy Clean.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

We had a guy returning DVDs with his semen in them.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11115/111153456/3803508-asian+but+why.gif

 

[MNGuy]

New furniture.

 

[yossi]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11115/111153456/3803508-asian+but+why.gif

I was bamboozled.

 

[1HF]

Get a new couch, then never have sex or jerk off on it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Get a male dog, teach him to sleep on the sofa, and then blame him.

 

[MNGuy]

Get a new couch, then never have sex or jerk off on it.

Or Dexterize the room.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/sofa4.jpg

 

[islandman]

Anyone have an suggestions on how to remove cum stains from furniture?

Quit fucking your furniture, you fucking weirdo.

 

[dolf]

cum stains?

 

[islandman]

cum stains?

Always managed to swallow every drop, eh? Good girl.

 

[dolf]

Always managed to swallow every drop, eh? Good girl.

I looked on my tongue and it's the same colour it always was.

 

[Boxtoz]

Just paint it.

 

[1HF]

Or Dexterize the room.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/sofa4.jpg

Can you imagine how much your skin would stick to that if you were fucking on it?

 

[Bacigalupo]

I looked on my tongue and it's the same colour it always was.

*swoon*

 

[eyer]

Can you imagine how much your skin would stick to that if you were fucking on it?

I believe that's why God made Wesson oil available in 55 gal. barrels.