Husband wants me to date.

[parodyluvr75]

I got pissed at him because he won't take out the trash and leaves his skid marked underwear all over the place. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. But anyway I told him to stop being such a lazy bum. Then he said I should go out on a date. So I asked him where he wanted to go. He said not with him but with another man. I asked him if he had lost his mind, he no. So anyway I thought I'd interview men here.

1) do you know your dirty underwear goes in the hamper?
2) do you take out the trash without being asked?
3) do you look good covered in cottage cheese and sardines?
4) do you like feathers?

Post your penis pictures below to apply.

Thanks,

Birdy

 

[Noor]

I would ask them to post themselves covered in sardines and cottage cheese. I mean, that is what is important here, isn't it? Every male has a penis of some sort

 

[parodyluvr75]

True, I'm sure jelly would love those pictures but not all penises are equal.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I would ask them to post themselves covered in sardines and cottage cheese. I mean, that is what is important here, isn't it? Every male has a penis of some sort

They do?

 

[The Greek]

I got pissed at him because he won't take out the trash and leaves his skid marked underwear all over the place. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. But anyway I told him to stop being such a lazy bum. Then he said I should go out on a date. So I asked him where he wanted to go. He said not with him but with another man. I asked him if he had lost his mind, he no. So anyway I thought I'd interview men here.

1) do you know your dirty underwear goes in the hamper?
2) do you take out the trash without being asked?
3) do you look good covered in cottage cheese and sardines?
4) do you like feathers?

Post your penis pictures below to apply.

Thanks,

Birdy

Cheeky Birdie


FYI, My answers
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. I suppose lol
4. Yes, I find feathers quite comfortable to lay on.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you trying to woo me or cook me?

 

[The Greek]

Are you trying to woo me or cook me?

I can honestly say I am trying to heat you up

 

[eyer]

Pretty demanding for someone who must rely on another just to change her newspaper.

 

[Noor]

I can honestly say I am trying to heat you up

I suspect he could be a squirrel and they do eat birds sometimes.

 

[Noor]

Pretty demanding for someone who must rely on another just to change her newspaper.

Maybe she is male?

 

[snoopydaddy59]

I got pissed at him because he won't take out the trash and leaves his skid marked underwear all over the place. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. But anyway I told him to stop being such a lazy bum. Then he said I should go out on a date. So I asked him where he wanted to go. He said not with him but with another man. I asked him if he had lost his mind, he no. So anyway I thought I'd interview men here.

1) do you know your dirty underwear goes in the hamper?
2) do you take out the trash without being asked?
3) do you look good covered in cottage cheese and sardines?
4) do you like feathers?

Post your penis pictures below to apply.

Thanks,

Birdy

Yes I make sure my dirty clothes, including underwear (non skid) belong in the clothes hamper on a regularly scheduled basis, lol.
I take out trash but do occasionally have to be ask..... (I'm human)
I would imagine I'd look silly in sardines and cottage cheese, but if it makes you happy then I know I will benefit, so bring it on!
And finally, Yes, feathers are amazing! They make an incredibly soft pillow and an even more comfortable blanket/comforter, and then if wechoose to use them for other things, then HELL YES!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I suspect he could be a squirrel and they do eat birds sometimes.

I've been suspecting that, if he posts a picture showing his fluffy tail, then I'll know.

Maybe she is male?

Not the last time I checked.

 

[thør]

I got pissed at him because he won't take out the trash and leaves his skid marked underwear all over the place. I think he needs more fiber in his diet. But anyway I told him to stop being such a lazy bum. Then he said I should go out on a date. So I asked him where he wanted to go. He said not with him but with another man. I asked him if he had lost his mind, he no. So anyway I thought I'd interview men here.

1) do you know your dirty underwear goes in the hamper?
2) do you take out the trash without being asked?
3) do you look good covered in cottage cheese and sardines?
4) do you like feathers?

Post your penis pictures below to apply.

Thanks,

Birdy

Are you his mom?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes I make sure my dirty clothes, including underwear (non skid) belong in the clothes hamper on a regularly scheduled basis, lol.
I take out trash but do occasionally have to be ask..... (I'm human)
I would imagine I'd look silly in sardines and cottage cheese, but if it makes you happy then I know I will benefit, so bring it on!
And finally, Yes, feathers are amazing! They make an incredibly soft pillow and an even more comfortable blanket/comforter, and then if wechoose to use them for other things, then HELL YES!!

The feathers are attached to me, are you crazy?

WTH, people want to cook me or use me for bedding.

Twisted humans.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you his mom?

No, but if I was I'd tan his hide.

 

[The Greek]

I suspect he could be a squirrel and they do eat birds sometimes.

Nah...


For bonus points, I can also cook dinner

http://franchisopedia.com/public/files/richeditor/publications/Colonel-Sanders-and-Kentucky-Fried-Chicken.jpg

 

[thør]

No, but if I was I'd tan his hide.

Urine is used to tan hides.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Urine is used to tan hides.

*pees*

 

[Noor]

hide house really smell, but not like urine.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think spanking him would be less stinky.

 

[Noor]

I think spanking him would be less stinky.

That depends, I have never experienced a male with skid marks, but doesn't that mean they kind of leak or something? Spanking him might make that worse.

 

[The Greek]

Do I get points for creating a romantic mood in your room?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XToklErCXss/UboMJjs5xGI/AAAAAAAACO4/gg4C80LakxY/s640/bird-cage-hanging-candle-flower-summer-spring-wedding-decoration-craft-picnic-idea-easy-diy-shabby-chic-makeover-upcycle.jpg

 

[thør]

That depends, I have never experienced a male with skid marks, but doesn't that mean they kind of leak or something? Spanking him might make that worse.

Leak?

It means he just doesn't wipe his ass.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do I get points for creating a romantic mood in your room?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XToklErCXss/UboMJjs5xGI/AAAAAAAACO4/gg4C80LakxY/s640/bird-cage-hanging-candle-flower-summer-spring-wedding-decoration-craft-picnic-idea-easy-diy-shabby-chic-makeover-upcycle.jpg

I knew you were trying to cook me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Leak?

It means he just doesn't wipe his ass.

I've got rubber gloves.