I haven't been to the mall in ten years, so I decided to stop in last night to remind myself why I hate it. Granted, it was a Monday night, but 90% of the stores were EMPTY. Those poor Indian bastards sitting at the cell phone repair kiosks with nothing to do. The Pinay at the teeth whitening store; gross. The reek of the EZ Bake Oven Pretzels and Cookies. They even smell artificial..The rent a cops in their smokey the bear hats and bullet proof vests. The UNBELIEVABLE stench when you walk by Abercrombie. What the hell is that? Can't they turn that down? It's like a gas chamber. I had a headache for two hours after that and I didn't even go in. Old navy smells like the hold of a cargo ship from China. Who would by that shit? What could women in burqas possibly buy in this fucking mall? Victorias Secret? I can't envision a scenario where I would ever go back there again.
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Sounds like the mall. The only reason to go is for the occasional eye candy.
When I am forced to go I look at the fountains and the skylights, it helps.
...but like most businesses, the malls have gone to shit since the forceful indoor smoking ban.
I hate, personally, about the mall, the sound. You can hear every conversation across the whole joint, all at once and individually. Grr.
That--^ and the foot-out mouth-breathers who block the entire walkway in waddling groups, those are the reason I don't go. Apparently it's rude to yell: "Move your lazy awake-snoring ass out of the way because there are other fucking people here."
It's like a public bathroom, gross. Besides, they don't sell 13 1/2 shoes or 34W/36L pants
Fuck 'em. Where's Wal-Mart?
I haven't been to a mall in three years. I feel my life is better because I haven't been there.
When I am forced to go I look at the fountains and the skylights, it helps.
...but like most businesses, the malls have gone to shit since the forceful indoor smoking ban.
I hate, personally, about the mall, the sound. You can hear every conversation across the whole joint, all at once and individually. Grr.
That--^ and the foot-out mouth-breathers who block the entire walkway in waddling groups, those are the reason I don't go. Apparently it's rude to yell: "Move your lazy awake-snoring ass out of the way because there are other fucking people here."
It's like a public bathroom, gross. Besides, they don't sell 13 1/2 shoes or 34W/36L pants
Fuck 'em. Where's Wal-Mart?
I haven't been to a mall in three years. I feel my life is better because I haven't been there.
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retail is dead.
Thank God.
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Who cares what you think? Who are you? Also, you never had me on ignore, remember? You're just full of shit.
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...because they want you to look at them and go and talk to them? Duh?
...but meeting a girl at a mall is like meeting a girl at a bar.
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long term, this isn't a good thing. consumers will have less choices. maybe this is what non American's want like obaNa and the Clintons. power to the government as we become the new Soviet Union
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Haven't been to the mall in about 2 years. In Quebec, it is extremely over priced. Sorry, I am not going to spend $150 on jeans. The whole place is packed every weekend and is a cluster F*ck of people, which I have no patience for.
Lately, the local mall has been in the news. Many seedy things are happening there.
Lately, the local mall has been in the news. Many seedy things are happening there.
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Apparently you are too young to remember the "creepy guys in the arcade offering to show you puppies" heyday of the mall. People have always been fucking and raping in dressing rooms and empty closed-door hallways.
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Nope, I am old.
I do remember playing at the arcade and having creepy "old" men coming up to me. Thankfully, I knew better and I always had a parent close by. I have not thought about that in ages....
I know there is a science behind aromatherapy, but what's going on at the mall is ridiculous. I didn't even go inside Abercrombie, but my car smelled like it when I went to work this morning. People complain is someone wears cologne. Why aren't they up in arms about this noxious beast?
Haha, I had to really laugh about the Abercrombie comments. No kidding!! Our mall is dying as well. There are a couple stores i go to still but they are the bigger stores that I just walk into directly from outside. There is a candy/chocolate shope i go to a couple times a year and I have to walk by the Abercrombie. Its creepy, cuz the music is thumbing, its dark, it smells crazy and there is NO ONE in there. lol. Mostly I think the mall is just where the senior citizens go to walk now. Not exactly sure why the malls have died but it seems universal. I suppose its mostly internet shopping now.
Honestly, this mall seems to be holding its own. It is the best in the region. There is not much else to do around here. This area is behind the times. The mall has expanded within the past eight years. It is still an awful place. I feel sick when I go there.
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Then don't go there. Dumbass.
I only went this time to remind myself of why i hate it. Poopyface!
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They still have malls? 
Sad....
In some ways I'll miss it, because there was such good humor to be had surrounding the mall.
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pajiba.com%2Fimages%2F2015%2Ftumblr_ln3yegvmVT1qiyqyfo1_500-thumb-500x266-122866.jpg&key=EM_fn9QOUTlofhGOLBtdeQ
And the 90's was the shit....
But I can get anything I want delivered to my door in 24 hrs without having to put clothes on...so fuck the mall.
Sad....
In some ways I'll miss it, because there was such good humor to be had surrounding the mall.
https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pajiba.com%2Fimages%2F2015%2Ftumblr_ln3yegvmVT1qiyqyfo1_500-thumb-500x266-122866.jpg&key=EM_fn9QOUTlofhGOLBtdeQ
And the 90's was the shit....
But I can get anything I want delivered to my door in 24 hrs without having to put clothes on...so fuck the mall.
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I only go to the mall to buy shoes at the Vans store. Surprisingly, they usually carry a decent selection in a size 16.
I have noticed that the malls do seem to be dying around here.
I have noticed that the malls do seem to be dying around here.
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I don't even have a mall.
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You can have one of ours.
Don't they sell those on Zappos?
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