In the US, you can pay to hunt black people.

The reserve deputy thing I can deal with when it comes to maybe directing traffic and such, but not carrying a gun or being put in a situation where someone is being apprehended.

And a 73 year old? Most places won't hire a regular officer who is over 40 because of the physical demands.
 
up, Sean is busy smoking crack again

How much would we have to pay to be able to hunt Sean?

I figure if he can change "pay to be a Reserve Deputy" into "Pay to hunt black people", I can change it into "pay to hunt Sean".

Seems fair.

And I'm betting the cost is more than he is worth.
 
How much would we have to pay to be able to hunt Sean?

I figure if he can change "pay to be a Reserve Deputy" into "Pay to hunt black people", I can change it into "pay to hunt Sean".

Seems fair.

And I'm betting the cost is more than he is worth.

This ^^^^^. As if Sean would not be bitching if the guy had been unjustly shot by a full-time officer.
 
It used to be I felt like "I'm living in dystopian sci fi" about once a year, now it's more like several times a week.
 
Of course I would. But just because I think cancer is a bad thing doesn't mean I love HIV.

And of course if it would've been a white guy shot...

...you wouldn't say a word, you racist piece of shit.
 
And of course if it would've been a white guy shot...

...you wouldn't say a word, you racist piece of shit.

Oh, I'm pretty sure if no-one had been shot I'd be fucking aghast about the fact that American police departments allow old age pensioners to pay to be allowed to run around with guns playing cop. But, unlike you, I'm not a lying hypocrite.
 
he didn't even know he was holding a real gun. :confused: seriously fucked.
 
Oh, I'm pretty sure if no-one had been shot I'd be fucking aghast about the fact that American police departments allow old age pensioners to pay to be allowed to run around with guns playing cop. But, unlike you, I'm not a lying hypocrite.

You're pretty much "fucking aghast" about everything American, chickenshit...

...except the worst of our sub women who only get off watching their sub foreign boyfriends take other guy cock up their butt.
 
I bet you feel safe on your streets now, right?

crazy vigilante people with guns are all over these parts. quite a few of them have serious anger issues. the other weekend, during a town festival, there was a group of people walking around with rifles on their back talking about their extreme right wing views to anyone who would pay them attention. they decided that congregating in the designated children's area was the best place for them to spread their word. the police showed up in their new, heavy duty tank like four wheeler, further occupying the children's area. this, of course, is all within their legal rights, to occupy public children's spaces with their rifles and bullets in your face. if you tell them you feel threatened, they go off on you. it is intimidation around here, pure and simple. there is an arms race going on, and it is neighbor vs neighbor.
 
You're pretty much "fucking aghast" about everything American, chickenshit...

...except the worst of our sub women who only get off watching their sub foreign boyfriends take other guy cock up their butt.

You seem a little fixated on the gay sex thing, Eeyore. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
The whole country is full of this type of shit.

Idaho--the state where you go to live if you're too much of an asshole to stand even rural Northern California, Southern Oregon or the entire State of Washington outside of Seattle but are too lazy to travel to Alaska--for example, allows you to "tree" wild game, which is illegal in states with sane people whose lives are not motivated entirely by penis envy.

One of the employees of my state's Fish and Game department went to Idaho, did the manly thing of shooting an exotic animal that had precisely no chance of surviving or escaping--at this point, "hunting" is just a weird word to use to describe this activity--and took pictures of himself dancing around with the animal's corpse.

When the pics went viral and sane members of the public wanted his crazy ass out of office, who do you think he blamed? If you guess is Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom, you're correct.

We're fucked. Seriously. We're like five minutes from living on the set of a George Miller film.
 
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he didn't even know he was holding a real gun. seriously fucked.


I told them it was an error to make the tasers with grips the same as handguns. This was exactly the kind of result I predicted. To me, it seemed obvious from the beginning.

If you closed your eyes and were handed a real gun or a taser, you would not be able to tell by feel.

And when things get hectic and everyone gets their adrenaline up? Not a chance.

He wasn't any more fucked up than most other people would be.
 
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he didn't even know he was holding a real gun. seriously fucked.


I told them it was an error to make the tasers with grips the same as handguns. This was exactly the kind of result I predicted. To me, it seemed obvious from the beginning.

If you closed your eyes and were handed a real gun or a taser, you would not be able to tell by feel.

And when things get hectic and everyone gets their adrenaline up? Not a chance.

He wasn't any more fucked up than most other people would be.

If you can't tell the difference between a firearm and a taser before you use it, you shouldn't be using either.
 
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Originally Posted by neci View Post
he didn't even know he was holding a real gun. seriously fucked.


I told them it was an error to make the tasers with grips the same as handguns. This was exactly the kind of result I predicted. To me, it seemed obvious from the beginning.

If you closed your eyes and were handed a real gun or a taser, you would not be able to tell by feel.

And when things get hectic and everyone gets their adrenaline up? Not a chance.

He wasn't any more fucked up than most other people would be.

then most people shouldn't be allowed to carry guns and tasers, if they can't tell them apart.
 
i've been told before that i am a stupid idiot for not arming myself and my home. i have been told by self proclaimed religious people, i deserve to get shot when my home is invaded, because i refused to defend myself.
 
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