My Diary

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Diary,

I pooped on 10 cars today. There was a guy wearing a hawaiian shirt that had little naked birds all over it, it really pissed me off, so I pooped on him too. The cat was back under my split level bird house in the oak tree. He can't climb the tree, he's too fat and lazy, so he made his weird bird call noises for an hour and a half until the crazy lady put tuna out for him. I dive bombed him twice while he tried to eat, then I pooped on his head.

I found a sweet stash of bird seed on my rounds, I'm hitting that house up again tomorrow.

There's a new male bird five yards over, he tried to sing for me but I ignored him because he has a tiny pecker. Where have all the good males gone?

 

[smoothg103rd]

You must eat a lot, with all that pooping.

 

[Noor]

when will they ever learn?

https://youtu.be/1y2SIIeqy34

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

dear birdy,

if they made a movie about your life, who would you want to play you?

signed,
a fan

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://youtu.be/1y2SIIeqy34

dear birdy,

if they made a movie about your life, who would you want to play you?

signed,
a fan

http://youtu.be/bl7WljhLa7Y

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

i know that song!

i watched that whole vid--that was pretty amazing. good choice, birdy!

 

[PoppingTom]

This fred will change my life!

 

[pollynova]

Dear Diary,

I pooped on 10 cars today. There was a guy wearing a hawaiian shirt that had little naked birds all over it, it really pissed me off, so I pooped on him too. The cat was back under my split level bird house in the oak tree. He can't climb the tree, he's too fat and lazy, so he made his weird bird call noises for an hour and a half until the crazy lady put tuna out for him. I dive bombed him twice while he tried to eat, then I pooped on his head.

I found a sweet stash of bird seed on my rounds, I'm hitting that house up again tomorrow.

There's a new male bird five yards over, he tried to sing for me but I ignored him because he has a tiny pecker. Where have all the good males gone?

A bird pooped on my bike today, was it you???

 

[The Greek]

Dear Diary,

I pooped on 10 cars today. There was a guy wearing a hawaiian shirt that had little naked birds all over it, it really pissed me off, so I pooped on him too. The cat was back under my split level bird house in the oak tree. He can't climb the tree, he's too fat and lazy, so he made his weird bird call noises for an hour and a half until the crazy lady put tuna out for him. I dive bombed him twice while he tried to eat, then I pooped on his head.

That was you???

 

[parodyluvr75]

A bird pooped on my bike today, was it you???

Yes, it was on my route.

That was you???

Yes, now get rid of the shirt!

 

[The Greek]

Yes, now get rid of the shirt!

But you looks so sexy on it...flashing your drumsticks

 

[parodyluvr75]

But you looks so sexy on it...flashing your drumsticks

That's it, I'll be back tomorrow, with friends.

 

[The Greek]

That's it, I'll be back tomorrow, with friends.

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