Poetry Competition

[butters]

just a heads up for anyone interested. Laurel and Manu are donating a $100 amazon gift certificate to the winner of the poetry forum's spring challenge competition here:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1167291

so anyone interested, get your pieces in - 20 lines or under.



big thanks to laurel and manu for encouraging the poets out there.

 

[Lancecastor]

When Butters Met Harry
by Lance, poet

When Butters met Harry
'twas really quite scary
for him

He met her in a club down in north soho
where you drink champagne and it ends up
just like that kinks song.
uh-oh, oh oh oh nooo.

He should have known better
Butt it tasted like butter
so they said, those
voices in 'is 'ed

Next thing ya know,
her tits they did grow
and grow and grow and grow
hmmm...why buy the cow
when the milk's free, thought he

And so she proposed
on the phone
with his bone
in his hand

And before too long
from olde england's she's gone
to her new home up on
harry's hill.




​

 

[marshalt]

There once was a man from Nantucket
who placed his sorrow in a bucket.
The ladies were sad
and said they'd be had
when his cock didn't live up to the couplet.

 

[butters]

ohhhhhhhhkay

 

[DesEsseintes]

You must be delighted with the entries so far, butters!

Looks fun. I might give this a go if I have time.

 

[butterfly_flip]

Damn! I have another writing project going on at the moment which is taking up most of my time.
Bugger

 

[butters]

You must be delighted with the entries so far, butters!

Looks fun. I might give this a go if I have time.

i've not seen any, des - they're being pm'd directly to the challenger who'll post them up in the designated poetry forum thread with no names attached for fairness of voting and the fun of guessing participants. all the info is in the link. please do write one! i won't get to read any of them until they're there there for everyone to read and vote on.

anyone posting stuff here is playing for laughs

and i was just thinking of asking where you'd gotten to as your absence has been noted

 

[butters]

Damn! I have another writing project going on at the moment which is taking up most of my time.
Bugger

write it anyway! anything up to 20 lines - tisn't much

 

[DesEsseintes]

i've not seen any, des - they're being pm'd directly to the challenger who'll post them up in the designated poetry forum thread with no names attached for fairness of voting and the fun of guessing participants. all the info is in the link. please do write one! i won't get to read any of them until they're there there for everyone to read and vote on.

anyone posting stuff here is playing for laughs

and i was just thinking of asking where you'd gotten to as your absence has been noted

Oh, bless you - that haughty minx Real Life has been toying with me again. One day I shall cut her dead in the street and then she'll be sorry.

 

[neci]

i'm not much of a poet, but i may have to give this a whirl.

 

[Miles Long]

Poem? I never met 'em! But this sounds like fun.

 

[butterfly_flip]

write it anyway! anything up to 20 lines - tisn't much

You know, I just might at that

 

[butters]

i'm not much of a poet, but i may have to give this a whirl.

just enter i've read enough by you to know you've a way with words *nods*
might take your mind off the cat pee in the tarp

Poem? I never met 'em! But this sounds like fun.

yes! doitdoitdoit

You know, I just might at that

time's evaporating... get it in soon if you haven't already, flippers

 

[butters]

Oh, bless you - that haughty minx Real Life has been toying with me again. One day I shall cut her dead in the street and then she'll be sorry.

yes, yes she will

till then, write something wonderful

 

[Magnetron]

There was once a Lit poster named Lancecastor
Who couldn't jizz in his pants any faster
Left as fast as he came
Never got his real name
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Alternate endings welcome.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Has anyone ever posted a real poem?

 

[Magnetron]

There was once a Lit poster named Lancecastor
Who couldn't jizz in his pants any faster
Left as fast as he came
Never got his real name

The romance was an even greater disaster

 

[Magnetron]

There was once a Lit poster named Lancecastor
Who couldn't jizz in his pants any faster
Left as fast as he came
Never got his real name

Darn those coma patients; he hoped to outlast her

 

[butters]

Has anyone ever posted a real poem?

not in this thread

as to 'ever', the answer to that would depend entirely on your outlook

 

[butters]

mag, somewhere we had a Litmerick thread. fun and despairing in equal measure since so many seem incapable of counting their syllables. it was worth the risk of reading, though, for those few that were smart, witty, and perfectly scanned.

 

[Magnetron]

mag, somewhere we had a Litmerick thread. fun and despairing in equal measure since so many seem incapable of counting their syllables. it was worth the risk of reading, though, for those few that were smart, witty, and perfectly scanned.

I once had a panic attack in a tanning booth. I would be utterly terrified to subject myself to a full body scanning. Especially in the airport where TSA agents could see my winky bits.

 

[butters]

I once had a panic attack in a tanning booth. I would be utterly terrified to subject myself to a full body scanning. Especially in the airport where TSA agents could see my winky bits.

ok, with perfect scansion, then. better?

and if your bits can wink, you should rudetube them

 

[Magnetron]

ok, with perfect scansion, then. better?

and if your bits can wink, you should rudetube them

You and your porno sites.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

don't s'pose I can get away with kitty bumps on the GB, soo...


cunt bumps

 

[dolf]

I should enter a limerick.