I did a stupid today

[Liar]

And now I have to re-register a new fingerprint for my iPad login. Cause my left index finger ain't got one anymore.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dare we ask how you lost said fingerprint?

 

[Bidin~Time]

And now I have to re-register a new fingerprint for my iPad login. Cause my left index finger ain't got one anymore.

that sounds like a serious ouchie

 

[chillywilly2]

Tablesaw?

 

[Liar]

Dare we ask how you lost said fingerprint?

There was a boxcutter involved.

 

[jezzilee]

There was a boxcutter involved.

Be glad it was your finger

Hope it heels fast!

 

[chillywilly2]

There was a boxcutter involved.

A bit better...not much

 

[Liar]

Be glad it was your finger

I don't have my wang out at the office, if that's what you're referrring to.

At least not on a Wednesday.

 

[chillywilly2]

I don't have my wang out at the office, if that's what you're referrring to.

At least not on a Wednesday.

Explain that to workers comp

 

[elli1]

why do you use your left index finger for the ipad login?

 

[Liar]

A bit better...not much

Quite a lot better, I'd imagine. It took a clean 1 millimeter slice off like a cheese knife.

 

[Liar]

why do you use your left index finger for the ipad login?

Because I'm one of God's chosen ones. A.k.a southpaws.

 

[chillywilly2]

Quite a lot better, I'd imagine. It took a clean 1 millimeter slice off like a cheese knife.

Dam...gonna need a graft?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Because I'm one of God's chosen ones. A.k.a southpaws.

There's a reason why it used to be called "sinister".

 

[elli1]

Because I'm one of God's chosen ones. A.k.a southpaws.

and how the hell did you skin a finger on your left hand then?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Because I'm one of God's chosen ones.

You're Italian?

 

[chillywilly2]

and how the hell did you skin a finger on your left hand then?

right handed use of a box cutter when you're left handed

 

[elli1]

right handed use of a box cutter when you're left handed

i can't really picture it, but it sounds ouchy nevertheless

 

[unregistered]

 

[Liar]

right handed use of a box cutter when you're left handed

Like I said, did a stupid.

 

[chillywilly2]

Like I said, did a stupid.

And you know it right away and can't take it back...been there

 

[jezzilee]

I don't have my wang out at the office, if that's what you're referrring to.

At least not on a Wednesday.

With a slip at the right angle it doesn't have to be out. Those things are sharp!

 

[Que]

Less talk about slicing dicks, more talk about kissing them better...

 

[elli1]

Less talk about slicing dicks, more talk about kissing them better...

who wants to kiss a split cock?!

p.s.: see hardon collider thread

 

[jezzilee]

Less talk about slicing dicks, more talk about kissing them better...

*blows a kiss southward*

Better?