I am not leaving...

[Spins]

...even though no one has ever said any mean things to me.

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

has anyone ever called you a dirty bastard, spit on your cock and left?

 

[Spins]

Spins is just asking for it.

I need it!

Give me the attention!

 

[Spins]

has anyone ever called you a dirty bastard, spit on your cock and left?

And left?

No.

 

[thirty]

Take me as a reason for you to stay here...

 

[neci]

And left?

No.

never once, a spit and spin?

 

[Spins]

never once, a spit and spin?

No one has ever left.

No one.

 

[unregistered]

 

[rimmy]

Fuck you!

 

[Spins]

Don't bring up Norman!

 

[1HF]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Spins]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

 

[rimmy]

Your father is a goodly rotten apple and your mother is a pox ridden wench.

 

[Spins]

I'm still here

 

[1HF]

Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

 

[Spins]

Come on you pansy

 

[1HF]

Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person!

 

[Spins]

It is just a flesh wound

 

[1HF]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are an alt. (It had to be said)

 

[rimmy]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed.

Is that like being pressed more than once?

 

[Spins]

Bloody peasant

 

[Riles]

Bloody peasant

They're revolting.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.