Strange places to get off.

[recklesswhisper]

I'm going to safely assume there's been a thread or two like this, but I'm not going to search hundreds of pages.

We all have our needs. And often at inopportune moments. And this has happened to me a few times lately. Where I've been somewhere and had to fight the urge to succumb to my desires.

Where's the oddest place you just had to get release?
Is there an interesting backstory to accompany it? Or just needed a quick fix?

I'll start.

A while back I was at a friend's watching movies with her and her boyfriend. She and her bf were getting hot and heavy which normally wouldn't bother me (unless it's borderline 'get a room' kind of stuff)... to be courteous to me... they left the room for a while.
I'd assume to get the job done. However, that left me to my own devices. I don't know if it was because I was already in desperate need to get off, or because seeing them intimately made me slightly hornier, I needed to fix that and fast.
So I too, helped myself alone on her couch. Except I didn't just imagine any guy fucking me. I imagined myself, in my friend's place. Good thing I wasn't caught. That would have made for an interesting conversation.

 

[Hundojoe]

Went for a bike ride around some local lakes one time, my shorts were a little too short and the head of my cock kept peeking out, it was ok until I started to get hard and a few people noticed and I got some stairs and smiles and a few winks. I couldn't take it any more so I pulled off into a wooded area and rubbed one out while I watched people ride and walk by.

I have a few more stores, I'll wait to see what others have done

 

[Thickguy4]

I'm going to safely assume there's been a thread or two like this, but I'm not going to search hundreds of pages.

We all have our needs. And often at inopportune moments. And this has happened to me a few times lately. Where I've been somewhere and had to fight the urge to succumb to my desires.

Where's the oddest place you just had to get release?
Is there an interesting backstory to accompany it? Or just needed a quick fix?

I'll start.

A while back I was at a friend's watching movies with her and her boyfriend. She and her bf were getting hot and heavy which normally wouldn't bother me (unless it's borderline 'get a room' kind of stuff)... to be courteous to me... they left the room for a while.
I'd assume to get the job done. However, that left me to my own devices. I don't know if it was because I was already in desperate need to get off, or because seeing them intimately made me slightly hornier, I needed to fix that and fast.
So I too, helped myself alone on her couch. Except I didn't just imagine any guy fucking me. I imagined myself, in my friend's place. Good thing I wasn't caught. That would have made for an interesting conversation.

Dang... Wanna come over tonight and watch a movie?

 

[Dreamer110]

In a cemetery while taking a walk one evening with my wife. Very quiet.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

On a Motor cycle

 

[allstarhockeynut]

I'm going to safely assume there's been a thread or two like this, but I'm not going to search hundreds of pages.

We all have our needs. And often at inopportune moments. And this has happened to me a few times lately. Where I've been somewhere and had to fight the urge to succumb to my desires.

Where's the oddest place you just had to get release?
Is there an interesting backstory to accompany it? Or just needed a quick fix?

I'll start.

A while back I was at a friend's watching movies with her and her boyfriend. She and her bf were getting hot and heavy which normally wouldn't bother me (unless it's borderline 'get a room' kind of stuff)... to be courteous to me... they left the room for a while.
I'd assume to get the job done. However, that left me to my own devices. I don't know if it was because I was already in desperate need to get off, or because seeing them intimately made me slightly hornier, I needed to fix that and fast.
So I too, helped myself alone on her couch. Except I didn't just imagine any guy fucking me. I imagined myself, in my friend's place. Good thing I wasn't caught. That would have made for an interesting conversation.

would have loved to have been there to help you out, that would have been fun

to answer your ??
in the kitchen dry storage, was horny as hell and some of the waitress's where hot as hot can get and I just had to do something about it, so 5 minutes alone and bam, smile for me, lol

 

[recklesswhisper]

I like the idea of being out in the open like that. I guess another place for me would be during University in the library while I was supposed to be studying. Met up with a friend and after 7 hours straight of studying I was growing bored. Noticed every now and then he'd just stare at me so I'd smile or stick out my tongue. It was fairly hot in the study room though. When he came back with drinks for us I was already down to my bra and jeans. He got the picture real quick


Thank you to those who have shared thus far. Keep em coming

 

[talikat]

I don't know if it's strange because I'm sure a lot of people have done it, but it was during a Metallica concert.

We had nose bleed seats and he wrapped his long coat around me and pulled my skirt up.

They were playing "The Four Horseman." Good song to fuck to.

 

[bogusguy]

One of the best places to take a girl when I was in highschool was the cemetery. Never got disturbed there. Plus the added benefit that if the souls there were watching, they never critiqued my performance lol

 

[Dreamer110]

Not sure if it's strange or not but my parents basement on the freezer.

 

[allstarhockeynut]

I don't know if it's strange because I'm sure a lot of people have done it, but it was during a Metallica concert.

We had nose bleed seats and he wrapped his long coat around me and pulled my skirt up.

They were playing "The Four Horseman." Good song to fuck to.

that is hot

 

[recklesswhisper]

I don't know if it's strange because I'm sure a lot of people have done it, but it was during a Metallica concert.

We had nose bleed seats and he wrapped his long coat around me and pulled my skirt up.

They were playing "The Four Horseman." Good song to fuck to.

I love this!!!


Thank you for more contributions.


Not sex....but I have given a bj at a funeral home. It was in the family room. Was fun. And the added thrill of getting caught was a bonus.

 

[talikat]

I love this!!!


Thank you for more contributions.


Not sex....but I have given a bj at a funeral home. It was in the family room. Was fun. And the added thrill of getting caught was a bonus.

Now that's interesting! It is indeed thrilling if someone could walk in at any moment.

 

[Bigspurt]

Getting Off in Strange Places

On a Laser sailboat in Michigan

In the car on a rural freeway

At the top of a mesa in Wyoming

In the bathroom at work.

In a cemetery in the country.

 

[anthilly]

When I was in the Air Force, I got stuck working on a plane at the end of the flight line (parking lot for planes), So after chatting with a very sexy woman, I relieved the strain in my ABU's in the pilot seat of a B-1, perfectly nicknamed the BONE

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/B-1B_Lancer_-_100909-F-4583H-912.jpg

 

[recklesswhisper]

My friend just told me shes's had to relieve herself at a car wash...well during. Something to do with the young guy who changed her oil before she got her car washed...
I suppose I should add that to my to do list.

Keep them coming looks like cemeteries are popular.

I've never had sex in one...but have fooled around in one.
Kind of freaked me out.... But I got over it quick

 

[ROADMASTE86]

I would say the strangest for me was at a concert while standing in the crowd. If you want more details feel free to pm me.

 

[Sheana_V]

I've touched myself lots of places. The strangest was probably in a restaurant across from a boring blind date who had no idea

 

[writerperson]

I've touched myself lots of places. The strangest was probably in a restaurant across from a boring blind date who had no idea

Oh. That's hot.

 

[WolvesNotFar]

Don't know if these qualify as strange, but here goes.

One was at a job I had at the mall a few years ago. Not many people came into the store, so I was bored half the time. There was a cute barista who worked in the coffee shop across the mall that would come in and flirt with me on a daily basis. One day her teasing pushed me over the edge so as soon as she left, I had to relieve myself behind the counter. The fact that anyone paying attention as they walked past the store could have caught me was an added thrill.

As for getting off with others, two come to mind. One was the girl who gave me a handjob under a blanket while we were watching tv. Did I mention that her dad was literally a foot away watching tv at the same time? The guy already hated my guts, so if he knew...

Another was a girl giving me a blowjob in a crowded commuter parking lot. How people walking past the car didn't notice I'll never know.

 

[cliteatingman]

After reading this, I imagined I was the guy, first taking care of your friend. Then you

I'm going to safely assume there's been a thread or two like this, but I'm not going to search hundreds of pages.

We all have our needs. And often at inopportune moments. And this has happened to me a few times lately. Where I've been somewhere and had to fight the urge to succumb to my desires.

Where's the oddest place you just had to get release?
Is there an interesting backstory to accompany it? Or just needed a quick fix?

I'll start.

A while back I was at a friend's watching movies with her and her boyfriend. She and her bf were getting hot and heavy which normally wouldn't bother me (unless it's borderline 'get a room' kind of stuff)... to be courteous to me... they left the room for a while.
I'd assume to get the job done. However, that left me to my own devices. I don't know if it was because I was already in desperate need to get off, or because seeing them intimately made me slightly hornier, I needed to fix that and fast.
So I too, helped myself alone on her couch. Except I didn't just imagine any guy fucking me. I imagined myself, in my friend's place. Good thing I wasn't caught. That would have made for an interesting conversation.

 

[tencarwreck]

I would really love to contribute to this thread, especially because the wonderful and always lovely Reckless started it so perfectly....

But my issue I am having at the moment is that I have way way wayyyyy TOOO MANY that I feel would top so many if not all these (maybe not airforce cockpit perhaps) that I cannot figure out which one to add... Hmm I will have to think this over and then reply.

But I love this thread and its a shame it quietly died out 9 months ago! BRING IT BACK RECKLESS!

PS. Been forever since we talked, but I missed you and hope youve never been better hun. XOXOXO

TCW

 

[cliteatingman]

Hot story!!!

I'm going to safely assume there's been a thread or two like this, but I'm not going to search hundreds of pages.

We all have our needs. And often at inopportune moments. And this has happened to me a few times lately. Where I've been somewhere and had to fight the urge to succumb to my desires.

Where's the oddest place you just had to get release?
Is there an interesting backstory to accompany it? Or just needed a quick fix?

I'll start.

A while back I was at a friend's watching movies with her and her boyfriend. She and her bf were getting hot and heavy which normally wouldn't bother me (unless it's borderline 'get a room' kind of stuff)... to be courteous to me... they left the room for a while.
I'd assume to get the job done. However, that left me to my own devices. I don't know if it was because I was already in desperate need to get off, or because seeing them intimately made me slightly hornier, I needed to fix that and fast.
So I too, helped myself alone on her couch. Except I didn't just imagine any guy fucking me. I imagined myself, in my friend's place. Good thing I wasn't caught. That would have made for an interesting conversation.

 

[vibes]

A quick fix at the back of a cab on my way home from work

You were taped

http://www.xvideos.com/video14409369/faketaxi

 

[irishmarie45]

I am currently entertaining an obsession for getting off up against a wall. I keep daydreaming of being pinned up against a wall with my hands tied. Is that naughty?