I got called sexiest.

[spacekowboy]

Then I remembered that it's April fool's day...






Keep your head on a swivel out there today, people.

 

[Wings]

Prettiest cawk? No joke.

 

[spacekowboy]

Flashers remorse. Now no one takes me seriously.


I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY ON THE INTERNET!!!

 

[1HF]

Flashers remorse. Now no one takes me seriously.


I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY ON THE INTERNET!!!

Shhhh. Just whip it out and then we will pay attention.

 

[AllyRose]

Whip it out slowly.

Slo-mo.

With water splashing.

And epic music.

Do.

It.

 

[islandman]

You need a hug?

 

[Pookie]

Whip it out slowly.

Slo-mo.

With water splashing.

And epic music.

Do.

It.

Multiple angles in replay too.

 

[neci]

You need a hug?

awe. cawk hugs.

 

[spacekowboy]

Pervs.

 

[islandman]

Not him. AllyRose.

 

[spacekowboy]

You need a hug?

ass out hugs...: https://youtu.be/9Tn0fr7EMow

 

[spacekowboy]

awe. cawk hugs.

I told him once before, us white folk can't handle the curry.

 

[islandman]

I know this to be true.

 

[AllyRose]

Not him. AllyRose.

Is something wrong?

 

[spacekowboy]

I fail at parodies even on April fool's day.

 

[Libsam]

I demand the bearded hoodie avatar!

 

[spacekowboy]

I demand the bearded hoodie avatar!

That's line false advertising nowadays, though.

 

[spacekowboy]

Shhhh. Just whip it out and then we will pay attention.

Whip it out slowly.

Slo-mo.

With water splashing.

And epic music.

Do.

It.

Multiple angles in replay too.

awe. cawk hugs.

My whipping it out days are behind me. I'm giving up on my penis. It causes me nothing but problems.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I heard you were sexy from a reliable source.

 

[spacekowboy]

I heard you were sexy from a reliable source.

Someone been telling you lies, I guarantee.

 

[AllyRose]

Stop being modest and show us your sugar tits.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I believe them, why would they lie? I also believe in the Easter bunny.

On an unrelated note, how do you feel about wearing bunny ears?

*wink wink*

 

[spacekowboy]

As sweet as my tits are, they stop short of being sugary.


They are more like Splenda or aspartame. Sweet, but they leave an aftertaste.




And they'll probably kill you.

 

[spacekowboy]

I believe them, why would they lie? I also believe in the Easter bunny.

On an unrelated note, how do you feel about wearing bunny ears?

*wink wink*

My ears are big enough already thank you very much.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're too rough on yourself.

**good at oomlocks