Handjob Questionnaire

[Curiousonemount]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to?

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to?

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to?

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob?

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob?

6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience?

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion?

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob?

9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe...

10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference?

11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob?

12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public?

13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women?

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable.

 

[yossi]

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob?

Smeared it in his eyes and then made him play Blind Man's Bluff.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wrong Element]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to? This

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to? shit

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to? belongs

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob? in

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob? the

6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience? Playground

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion? Get

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob? the

9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe... fuck

10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference? out

11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob?creep

12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public? don't

13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women? come

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable. back

Always willing to answer a quiz for a newb!

 

[Mischka]

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion?

I honestly can't remember the last time I gave him just a handjob. I enjoy sucking cock too much to just use my hands, and I also rather dig getting filled with his dick, fore and/or aft.

Handjobs are the relics of high school virginity.

 

[1HF]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to?

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to?

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to?

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob?

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob?

6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience?

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion?

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob?

9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe...

10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference?

11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob?

12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public?

13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women?

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable.

1.) I give out handies like some people do candy.

2.) About this big *holds up hands*

3.) You're kind of a creeper.

4.) Double fisted of course. Both hands twisting opposite directions. Men love when you indian burn their cocks.

5.) All over his own face.

6.) Last handy I told the guy how my robot hand acquired a thirst for blood.

7.) They never seem to stick around after the first handy.

8.) Semen is unholy and must be disposed of while wearing hazmat gear.

9.) And I just got bored.

 

[spacekowboy]

Indian burn?




Racist.

 

[Pookie]

1) How many different guys have you given handjobs to?

2) How big was the longest cock you've given a handjob to?

3) How big was the thickest cock you've ever given a handjob to?

4) Do you prefer to use two hands or one hand to stroke when giving a handjob?

5) Where do you prefer the guy to cum when giving a handjob?

6) While giving a handjob to your significant other, have you ever told him an erotic story about a past sexual experience?

7) How often do you give your significant other a handjob to completion?

8) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with a guy's semen after he cums from a handjob?

9) Not including group sex, have you ever let another person watch you give your significant other a handjob? Please describe...

10) Have you ever given your significant other and another guy a handjob at the same time? Size difference?

11) Describe a time when you made a guy produce an especially large amount of cum from a handjob?

12) have you ever given a handjob, secretly, in public?

13) What do you do (if anything) to make your handjobs unique from those that your significant other may have received in the past from other women?

14) Briefly describe your most memorable (positive) handjob given and why it was memorable.

Another Miles alt.

 

[vibes]

9.) And I just got bored.

Too bad, you were doing well

 

[1HF]

Indian burn?




Racist.

I don't know what else it's called, damn it.

 

[Sinny]

15. How many times have you donkey punched a guy straight in the cock during a handjob?
32 times.

 

[spacekowboy]

I don't know what else it's called, damn it.

I should have done it like this and you would have gotten it....



Racist.
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607990528642450185&pid=15.1&P=0

 

[RedAllan]

I don't know what else it's called, damn it.

In the UK it's called a Chinese burn, tha'ts still not good is it?

Not for me any way doesn't do a thing for me.

 

[spacekowboy]

15. How many times have you donkey punched a guy straight in the cock during a handjob?
32 times.

HAWT!

 

[Pookie]

15. How many times have you donkey punched a guy straight in the cock during a handjob?
32 times.

I like this part of the survey.

 

[1HF]

15. How many times have you donkey punched a guy straight in the cock during a handjob?
32 times.

You sexy bitch.

I should have done it like this and you would have gotten it....



Racist.
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607990528642450185&pid=15.1&P=0

Oh. I'm still on my first cup of coffee... That's the only excuse I can come up with.

 

[Sinny]

HAWT!

16. How many times have you squished a cock on a cement floor with your high heels?
72.

 

[Sinny]

You sexy bitch.

Oh. I'm still on my first cup of coffee... That's the only excuse I can come up with.

 

[spacekowboy]

16. How many times have you squished a cock on a cement floor with your high heels?
72.

You trying to make me splooge in my khakis?

 

[Pookie]

I can't wait until we get to the outdoor equipment part of the survey.

 

[bluebell]

1. Psychology major, clearly.

2. I agree with Mischka. Handy J's are a waste of cock. If you default to them, you could be a crummy cock-sucker. Both hands and mouth are required for optimum cock geyers.

3. Maybe we can play MASH next. *excited*

 

[RobDownSouth]

Handjobs are the relics of high school virginity.

Came in here to say this.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Came in here to say this.

You didn't answer the questions

 

[GimpyIntellect]

It's not really a handjob questionnaire at Literotica unless there's a question asking whether you've given one to a family member or not.

Kids these days.

 

[Sinny]

I like this part of the survey.

You trying to make me splooge in my khakis?

16. How many times have you bound a guy's cock in twine, tightly, then stuffed a sock in his mouth and took pictures for your cock pain fetish website?
3, but only because somebody put up a warning on Craigslist