I got called sexist.

No. Totally are. But good luck finding a slave.

I don't want a slave, I want a queen. That I will do my part to pamper, hopefully love and adore. But I also want to feel like a man. And coming home to a home cook meal and a clean house will help me feel that way. I don't want to have to eat out everyday. And I don't want a maid cooking for me when my wife could be. I want to taste the love in her cooking. And I can't taste the love if she don't fucking cook. It's that simple.
 
I don't want a slave, I want a queen. That I will do my part to pamper, hopefully love and adore. But I also want to feel like a man. And coming home to a home cook meal and a clean house will help me feel that way. I don't want to have to eat out everyday. And I don't want a maid cooking for me when my wife could be. I want to taste the love in her cooking. And I can't taste the love if she don't fucking cook. It's that simple.

Some people convince themselves of weird shit

Taste the love! Taste the lurve!

Seriously listen to yourself
 
I don't want a slave, I want a queen. That I will do my part to pamper, hopefully love and adore. But I also want to feel like a man. And coming home to a home cook meal and a clean house will help me feel that way. I don't want to have to eat out everyday. And I don't want a maid cooking for me when my wife could be. I want to taste the love in her cooking. And I can't taste the love if she don't fucking cook. It's that simple.

Do you think she'd like to taste the love in a meal cooked by you too?
 
Do you think she'd like to taste the love in a meal cooked by you too?

I admitted that I can't cook. When your boyfriend cook for you do it makes you feel like a woman? No, when he buys you jewelry, flowers and perfume it makes you feel like a woman. But you cooking for him makes him feel like a man. Why do you new generation of women have to fuck with the program?
 
I admitted that I can't cook. When your boyfriend cook for you do it makes you feel like a woman? No, when he buys you jewelry, flowers and perfume it makes you feel like a woman. But you cooking for him makes him feel like a man. Why do you new generation of women have to fuck with the program?

Him buying me things doesn't make me feel like a woman. I like working for my own things.
 
Him buying me things doesn't make me feel like a woman. I like working for my own things.

This is why men are wearing skinny jeans with man purses now. Wtf reason does he have to be a man? You women are making them soft. Taking away all his responsibilities and want to do things yourself. Real men are becoming a dying breed because of women like you. The fuck is this coming to? Some changes are good, but this one isn't. Next thing you know men are going to be born with pussies and women with dicks. Stop being selfish lizsea, and help save"man"kind.
 
I may have went a little over the top with that one. But in all seriousness this is fucked up. Then women complain "they aren't no real men out here" I see the fuck why. Because you are becoming one. Wtf.
 
Here you go with this judgemental shit again. Dolf you really need a reality check, seriously. And I have a lot to offer, btw.

So when her family or the kids' school ask what you do, you say? And your pension plan is? And if you end up inside, who looks after her?

Looks like a bad investment to me.
 
You realise, I assume, that the majority of top chefs are male

My husband often cooks for me and I for him

It's what you do, you know, as fully functioning adults in the 21st century
 
I don't have any uncertainty about my masculine. I'm a man, and I act accordingly.

You are most definitely not a man smoothg. You are not even an adult. After the all too thin veneer of charm is scraped away, what are you - just a whiney, snivelling brat with the mentality of a ten year old at best.

The persona presented here (and in other threads) is an approximately 22 year old male who is 'oh so cool' he can't or won't hold down a job, is afraid to leave the shithole neighborhood for any new possibility; because he claims he would miss the kids, kids he appears to take no responsibility for. He's 'gunna' take his GED - one day - maybe and when he fails it, there will be more excuses ad infinitum ( you gotta be educated to get that!).

No-one can define themselves as a man smoothg, or even an adult. You only become an adult when you look for, and take responsibility for yourself and your dependants. I don't think you can do it, because when all your bullshit is discounted, what's left? - just a cowardly snivelling child, a failure, afraid to take on any real challenges or responsibilities.

I hope I am wrong but doubt it.
 
You are most definitely not a man smoothg. You are not even an adult. After the all too thin veneer of charm is scraped away, what are you - just a whiney, snivelling brat with the mentality of a ten year old at best.

The persona presented here (and in other threads) is an approximately 22 year old male who is 'oh so cool' he can't or won't hold down a job, is afraid to leave the shithole neighborhood for any new possibility; because he claims he would miss the kids, kids he appears to take no responsibility for. He's 'gunna' take his GED - one day - maybe and when he fails it, there will be more excuses ad infinitum ( you gotta be educated to get that!).

No-one can define themselves as a man smoothg, or even an adult. You only become an adult when you look for, and take responsibility for yourself and your dependants. I don't think you can do it, because when all your bullshit is discounted, what's left? - just a cowardly snivelling child, a failure, afraid to take on any real challenges or responsibilities.

I hope I am wrong but doubt it.

You said it right. Maturity is taking responsibility for the welfare of others and executing the duty successfully.
 
This is why men are wearing skinny jeans with man purses now. Wtf reason does he have to be a man? You women are making them soft. Taking away all his responsibilities and want to do things yourself. Real men are becoming a dying breed because of women like you. The fuck is this coming to? Some changes are good, but this one isn't. Next thing you know men are going to be born with pussies and women with dicks. Stop being selfish lizsea, and help save"man"kind.

Hey I wear a Man purse....no skinny jeans. But totally rock the man purse....it's the only way I can conceal so much ammo :D
 
A man in skinny jeans & man purse, if he has a proper job, cares for his family, acts responsibly and respects that not everyone has his tastes, is more of a man.
 
There are also plenty of men who are incompetent, and think that's just fine because they have a woman to do the work.

I think it goes both ways. If a man is not willing to do the same work, he's saying the same exact thing. That it's ok to sit idly by while the woman does it. Both are equally reprehensible.

Depends on what he is doing. If he provides well enough financially that she can stay home, it is not the least bit unreasonable to assume in the 8 to 12 hours a day he is working that she can attend to the domestic side. If both work, of course some task sharing is going to have to happen.

If she is the breadwinner it flips.

I have seen plenty of people (men and women) that suck at basic living skills that do deserve each-other.
 
Depends on what he is doing. If he provides well enough financially that she can stay home, it is not the least bit unreasonable to assume in the 8 to 12 hours a day he is working that she can attend to the domestic side. If both work, of course some task sharing is going to have to happen.

If she is the breadwinner it flips.

I have seen plenty of people (men and women) that suck at basic living skills that do deserve each-other.

^^common sense.
 
You take out the trash and fix the fence.

I will make something delicious.

If I'm sick and can't cook something delicious, you'd best be working some fucking magic because I can't.

You look after me, I look after you. Fair is fair.

You want to tell me cooking is MY J.O.B? Fine.

Your job is to earn a good, respectable living and to behave yourself. Treat me right. You can't handle that? There's the fucking door.

Sound about right, smooth? :)
 
A man in skinny jeans & man purse, if he has a proper job, cares for his family, acts responsibly and respects that not everyone has his tastes, is more of a man.

I agree ....Sam Smith is more of a man than Smoot.
 
I don't want a slave, I want a queen. That I will do my part to pamper, hopefully love and adore. But I also want to feel like a man. And coming home to a home cook meal and a clean house will help me feel that way. I don't want to have to eat out everyday. And I don't want a maid cooking for me when my wife could be. I want to taste the love in her cooking. And I can't taste the love if she don't fucking cook. It's that simple.

Are you fricking Beaver Cleaver in some weird Austin Powers sequel? For fucks sake, guy. You got multiple baby mamas! Turn off the nostalgia channel, quit yer bitchin' on a porn board, join reality, get your fucking GED, and then you might just grow up to be a man.
 
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The Smoot character ( stupid uneducated black inner city wanksta) has been done before.

I preferred Sukit Bitch.

This one is weak.
 
So when her family or the kids' school ask what you do, you say? And your pension plan is? And if you end up inside, who looks after her?

Looks like a bad investment to me.

Dolf I am 22. The life I live today isn't the life I'll live tomorrow. I'm not going back to jail. It's just something I'm not doing, so you can take that with if you end up inside shit out of your argument. But you really want to talk about what would you says? I got a couple for you. What if you child or his friend just stumble across this site and see all these naked pictures of you, what do you say? What if someone from the school do? Your future boyfriend, his family, his friends, what do you say? Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house Dolf.
 
You realise, I assume, that the majority of top chefs are male

My husband often cooks for me and I for him

It's what you do, you know, as fully functioning adults in the 21st century

I don't care about them. I'm not a chef, and I can't cook. So therefore I'm not settling for someone that doesn't cook, it's just that simple.
 
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