Doctor Mario is not a real doctor

[Mike_Yates]

Doctor Mario is NOT a real doctor, DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GENITALS!

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[John Doe]

I don't let anyone touch my genitals.

Sometimes not even me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did he try to touch you?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hear he only writes prescriptions for suppositories...

 

[PayDay]

Doctor Mario is NOT a real doctor, DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GENITALS!

Good advice. How did you figure this out?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Doctor Mario is the physical embodiment of medical quackery.

Make sure that he keeps your hands away from your genitalia.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm thinking he gave you some bad touching.

 

[jezzilee]

Doctor Mario is NOT a real doctor, DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GENITALS!

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Oops!

 

[ZiggyTheHutt]

Seriously?

The man worked his fingers to the bone as a plumber for 34 years, saving up all his coins so that one day he could pay for medical school, and the instant he gets his degree, someone calls him a fraud.

A fraud!

Just because he uses vitamins to fight viruses, that doesn't mean he's unaware that vitamins do not actually kill viruses.

And just because he's done more mushrooms than every stoner who ever lived, that doesn't mean he is any less lucid or self-aware than any other doctor.

So what if he thinks he's getting bigger or smaller by eating those magic mushrooms?

So what if he thinks he's virtually indestructible, and winged turtles and mushrooms with feet are terrorizing the countryside?

So what if he thinks he's fighting a horned dragon with a spiked shell who wears a crown?

So what if he thinks he can unclog your colon with a plumber's snake? He's probably right!

 

[Wings]

Doctor Mario is the physical embodiment of medical quackery.

Make sure that he keeps your hands away from your genitalia.

This explains so much.

 

[Super-Surprise]

This explains so much.

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