She has to renounce her Canadian Citizenship???
Forget about it, lanciepoo...
...you not only don't even begin to enter anyone's conversation of "the GB's most lovely poster ever", ltr already has dibs on you to be her seaniepoo's catcher to his pitcher, and vice versa.
Besides...
...your nudity has been banned by the UN as a crime against humanity.
But, hey...
...dolf will probably still do you.