Tired of the Daily Grind

[sirhugs]

No doubt in real life baristas get tired of being sex objects, but that is why we have Lit.

I offer a few suggested twists on barista sex follies:
~ two baristas in the stock room complaining about being hit on; examples get hotter and hotter, soon one admits to being horny, the other says "me too"....
or
~ the shop offers a shower stall because they know after work the baristas reak of stale coffee odour. Shower sex ensues.
or
~ the barista that tires of saying "no" so starts saying "yes"...to everyone...
or
~barista arrives home, complains, admits to being horny, sex ensues with relative/roomie/neighbour (orgy?)
or
~ tentacle sex?????

 

[Carnevil9]

How about the baristas start playing games by writing cute things on the cups, along with the customer's names? At first they are just playful; then they get suggestive; eventually they get downright naughty! And does the right customer respond? Or is there a merry mixup when the wrong customer thinks the barista is making a come-on?

 

[Hypoxia]

~ tentacle sex?????

But of course. For fantasy-kinky, they can be mocha-dispensing tentacles.

True story: We hiked up from Amalfi to a hilltop town (Pogerola, I think) just as a storm knocked out power between Salerno and Sorrento. Without juice, the barista could not grind nor brew espresso. What a dilemma! We had to get by with brandy instead.

Let's skin that bunny. How do expert baristas react in emergency situations? What do they classify as emergencies? What blends should be applied to treat raging nymphomania, or acute blue-balls, or OD's of medicinal pot? Do they have protocols?

 

[sirhugs]

But of course. For fantasy-kinky, they can be mocha-dispensing tentacles.

True story: We hiked up from Amalfi to a hilltop town (Pogerola, I think) just as a storm knocked out power between Salerno and Sorrento. Without juice, the barista could not grind nor brew espresso. What a dilemma! We had to get by with brandy instead.

Let's skin that bunny. How do expert baristas react in emergency situations? What do they classify as emergencies? What blends should be applied to treat raging nymphomania, or acute blue-balls, or OD's of medicinal pot? Do they have protocols?

I thought maybe the tentacle monster craves caffeine... and then gets horny...

 

[rjordan]

How about the baristas start playing games by writing cute things on the cups, along with the customer's names? At first they are just playful; then they get suggestive; eventually they get downright naughty! And does the right customer respond? Or is there a merry mixup when the wrong customer thinks the barista is making a come-on?

Starbuck's Race Together program could have provided all the Interracial stories for the next decade.

rj

 

[Hypoxia]

How about the baristas start playing games by writing cute things on the cups, along with the customer's names? At first they are just playful; then they get suggestive; eventually they get downright naughty! And does the right customer respond? Or is there a merry mixup when the wrong customer thinks the barista is making a come-on?

Then terrorists / robbers / militants sneak into the back of the café and take hostages. The barista writes warning / help! messages onto cups. Do the loyal customers take them seriously? Or do they just seem like a tease?

 

[Carnevil9]

Then terrorists / robbers / militants sneak into the back of the café and take hostages. The barista writes warning / help! messages onto cups. Do the loyal customers take them seriously? Or do they just seem like a tease?

Ah, yes, the old "Fortune Cookie" gag!